Failed Prophecies

I review a few things that have been presented to me as "prophecy" that...well, aren't doing so well...

then again, maybe there is more to one of them than you'd think!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• king
• heathen
• religion
• prophecy
• christian
• bible
• atheist
• atheism

[nicwright09]

You seem to be bitter... with Christians duh right? :)

the religious have twisted the things of God very badly, the truth of God is in spirit...( I am NOT a churchian. ) bro im so sorry for the hurt the religious have brought to u by following their misinterpritations... Christ is real, he revealed himself to me, NOT by me studying or going to religion. keep hope bro... thats all man.

[KingHeathen]

@nicwright09 You seem like a nice enough person and I'm sure you mean well. But you are dead wrong about what you think my motivations are. Watch "why do I do this?" if you would like the answer to that question. Bitterness has nothing to do with it.

[belugafishgod]

It is out of my sick twisted morbid curiousity that I even find myself watching your videos Kingheathen. I admit it is 'my bad". However when I see your face and hear your voice I ALWAYS have to stifle the urge to vomit. You are a wretched person. You are so vile that I have to take a shower every time I watch your videos in a vain attempt to feel human again. I am NOT saying I am better than you. I am the one responsible for tuning in to your trash. I am just telling you how I feel.

[KingHeathen]

@belugafishgod I could help if you like. Being that you have such HORRIBLE self-control and feel the need to be so NON-CHRIST-LIKE when you respond to me...I could simply advise you to block me, I'll do the same for you, and then you won't have to worry about any future exchanges like this one.

That, of course, is ENTIRELY up to you. I don't block people unless they are abusive, or spamming. But if it will help you control yourself, I will lend a hand.

(PS-get over yourself.)

[belugafishgod]

@KingHeathen Do me a big favor and BLOCK ME.......PLEASE! P.s. Non-Christlike? That's a joke coming from you!

[KingHeathen]

@belugafishgod OK, but please understand that this isn't some act of me censoring you or not wanting to hear your comments on the subjects. This is me doing for you what you can't seem to do for yourself. You're welcome. Remember, you need to block me too, so that my comments don't show up for you and won't tempt you to watch another of my videos. My part ONLY stops you from being tempted to say hateful things as you so often do. Take care and I hope you get over yourself.

[meatisdeliciouse]

Their just saying that, so if the off chance someone DOES die, you will think how amasing they are. People do a lot of that, they say something is going to happen, knowing full well their full of crap. But if they are right, they will take all the glory for it.

Next time, you should do that on a match, I do it sometimes, it's really funny.

[AngelusLapsus66]

LOL this is going on my favorites list, this only proves that enen a fart is more powerful than the all knowing sky daddy!

[doctorbuckner]

@belugafishgod You sir are an ASSHAMMER this man is a GOD DAMN HERO! He Speaks the Truth unlike the fucking Bible! You go ahead and Read your story Book of lies and ill watch this dude lay waste to your Bull Shit Religion. You Christians enjoy your Hate Mongering,Homophobic,Child Molesting ways. And ill enjoy this EPIC fart at your expence! You have been owned.

[chucka59]

lmfao!!!!

[johndebbra]

dont light a match lol

[cmxsevenfoldxmc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Nice!!!! That made me laugh out loud in my office. You never fail to amuse me with your wit and humor. Glad to know the world is not coming to an end just yet.

[TopHunter]

I was thinking in my head..make it a gas joke, make it a gas joke...