Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

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• Comedy

[swimteamizzle1114]

*comment removed by DRE 700*

[DKbrozz03]

I didnt vote form DRE700 and dont know anyone who did. but thats how democracy works. best line

[hollytootoo1]

@TheGhostOfPainsey lol

[hollytootoo1]

Ahahahahahaha, good one The Onion

[dataghost196]

@TheGhostOfPainsey at least it was an election machine, better than a Dalek!!

[dataghost196]

@TheGhostOfPainsey if it had been then Steve Jobs would be named POTUS postmortem.

[TheGhostOfPainsey]

lol thank fuck the machine wasnt made by apple

[PunchSydeironReviews]

So _this_ is how Skynet got their start.

[BrendanIsCool]

I, for one, welcome our DRE700 overlord.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

FORGOT ABOUT DRE700?

[westwingerable]

DRE 700 might have done a better job than Obama

[Kouta13]

@itachi155 Well it states that you must be born in America. Dre700 was technically not born. His parts were made in China, however he was turned on in America. Therefore, he was conceived in China, but born in America.

And I for one support our new machine overlord...and I'm not saying that because I have a plasma rifle pointed at my head and my computer forcing me to type this out...

And to prove it, I will list some of my favorite words:

H elicopter

E lk

L oop

P otato

M oon

E ast