Constipation Rap (official Music Video)

Our very disturbing rap featuring my older bro Alex.
(check out my website, www.itsallconner.webstarts.com
Viewer discretion is Advised...kind of

Lyrics! Sittin on the toilet with nothin to do
got a newspaper on my lap and intestines full of poo
whats goin on here, ill tell you wazzup
i need some more Xlax to fill up my cup
ok thank you, that should do-er
soon there will be a pile of maneur
im gonna read the comics to laugh and poop faster
then i will show that turd whos the master
if you didnt realize by now im constipated fool
and i been like this all day at school
yeah i dont like being in the bathroom all day
it smells like pee but anyway
ive been groaning and it sounds really strange
i really hope my, luck will change
i know this turd isnt just a hershy's kiss
cause when i stand up i gotta walk like this!

C-o-n-s-t-i-p-a-t-i-o-n Constipation!
it hurts gets worse im cursed the worst but first i gotta go try to poop in Reverse!
Constipation really stinks
Constipation really stinks
Constipation really stinks
and it hurts my stomach

If it gets any worse it would really worry me
cause if it gets worse, i might need surgery
the laxitive will never fail
cause it always helps me grow a tail!
i need some help cause its like giving birth
this has to be the biggest turd on the earth
its amazing somehow i want _____
got a war in my stomach thats worse then north korea
speakin of north korea it smells really bad
my face gets mad and it looks like im mad
Holy crap no pun intended
the poop came out and it looks horrendous
ok now i know i need to wipe
hows that thing gonna go down the pipe
awe its clogged and the crap is spurtin out
my problems in words, thats what its all about

C-o-n-s-t-i-p-a-t-i-o-n Constipation!
it hurts gets worse im cursed the worst but first i gotta go try to poop in Reverse!
Constipation really stinks
Constipation really stinks
Constipation really stinks
and it hurts my stomach
Alex:
I'm walkin round town and I feel this pain.
Comin from my stomach bout to fall like rain.

So I walk around like nothing is wrong but constipation is why I'm singin this song

I try to play it off and act all cool. But deep down I need to get to the stool.

If I don't get to the stroom then there's gonn be a mess
I gotta problem in my stomach that I need ta address

I finally get there and let it all out
It feels really good and that'aint no doubt

When I think that it Is over, that's just the start
This crap is flowin out errtime I fart

I might need a roll of paper or two
It's gonna take alot to clean up this poo.
After ten minutes of wiping I get it all off. But my butt feels like sand..David hasslehoff.

I walk out of there and I'm struck by the light, that crap didn't come out without a fight

I feel bad for the person who walks in after me
There in for a treat when they come
in to take a pee.

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[fartsnffer]

Stop acting like you're a nigger. White people can't rap.

[ItsAllConner]

@fartsnffer your videos are of VIDEO GAMES and your name is fartsniffer. you have no room to criticize my videos bedause your suck

[TheNextWay1]

Hey u saw the comment from the erb thing

Good video

U live in the USA?

[ItsAllConner]

@TheNextWay1 yes, thanks

[Femellaful]

ha disliked it on my account AND my moms :) take that conner!

[ItsAllConner]

@Femellaful i dont appreciate your lack of enthusiasm for raps about constipation.

[bboyrulz]

yea... you are doing a shit with the toilet closed -.-

[teetee22x11]

Conner: constipation really stinks!

Tea: yah, no sh!t.

[butterball8D]

yeaaah! go conner lol!!

[alicegirl12321]

gay

[chrisXBOX360]

Lol

[fartsnffer]

@ItsAllConner You* if you're going to insult somebody learn to spell first.

[lunarfoxie]

OH MY GOSH LOL THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHA I THOUGHT I WAS GUNNA EXPLODE LOL!!!

lol you guuys are so funny!!!

[Thropyify]

i sent u a message in your inbox

[Thropify2]

Hi Connor I just wanted to say thanks for subscribing but you subscribed to the wrong channel and you didn't comment next time comment please

[Thropyify]

You guys are pretty good... i can get a bunch of people to subscribe to you, if you subscribe to me and view some of my vids

[dkendus]

Cool, very funny. You should check out my twin: bloxsmasher115 she raps too. She just doesn't make them up. The video is called " 11 year old girl rapping"

[XFdung]

NEED MORE LAXATIVE MORE MORE (overdoses) AHHHHHHGGGGGG. Good video though

[stevezes]

cool

[Femellaful]

conner you made a mistake on this video! it should've been posted on itsallconner2 cause its a failed video :)

and when you do make your video where you answer questions, answer this one.

why dont you like it when someone wears a scarf? list every reason why.

[firestarx100]

Good job

[BAMburgerProductions]

@ItsAllConner wow pretty funny now you know what you should do lol

[Femellaful]

@ItsAllConner well i dont appreciate your hate towards people wearing fashion scarves. one day one the window breaks in tag art or something and it starts snowing inside i'm going to laugh as you freeze to death and im the only one alive because i was prepared while still looking cute :)

[HowYouLoveMeNow1]

69 views?



[Cfizzlewizzle]

Why would anyone dislike this?!?!?!?! apparently someones never been constipated