"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal?
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone
And leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can't watch us anytime that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese
Well, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
We got it
We got it all
We got it
We got it
On UHF
We got it
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
We got it all
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
On UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all
We got it all
On UHF
We got it
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF
UHF
We got it all on UHF

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• UHF
• State
• of
• Shock
• Mick
• Jagger
• Michael
• Jackson

[Nedyah74]

Is this on a specific album?

[Enzo000000000]

@Nedyah74 - Yes, it is the sixth song in the official soundtrack for the movie "UHF", directed by Al Yankovic himself.

[Djlullaby22]

lol this is inspired in the song "State of Shock" by MJ.

[Enzo000000000]

@Djlullaby22 - It's by The Jacksons, actually, so it's like MJ in a band.

[Djlullaby22]

@Enzo000000000 yeap, I was thinking who wrote it lol. MJ wrote most of it, the other guy Randy only wrote part of the lyrics.

[Enzo000000000]

@Djlullaby22 - Yeah, and Mick Jagger sang it with Mike.

[TheHambone12]

Pure. Undistilled. 80s. Right here.

[AnitaLife27]

I never get tired of this song! Thanks!

[texarcana2002]

W00t!! Awesome song from one of the funniest men in the business!!

[AustralianLeprechaun]

If Weird Al wrote this song today it would be about cable news!!

Sit back and let your brain turn into cottage cheese

[AndrewsOpinion15]

I HAVE THIS ALBUM P.S. I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!!!

[lonelyislandfan14]

Weird Al was the only awesome thing about the 80s. I was born in the 90s, but still... :D

[EmperorofCartoons]

@Djlullaby22 Al also did a cover of part of "State of Schock" in one of his polka medleys.

[thedescent666]

The bass is awesome!

[bleeski1]

@Enzo000000000 jackson five maybe.lol.

[MrDoctorNintendo]

i went to his concert last night and i got weird al trading cards so im gonna watch the movie like in a day or 2