Lordi: Dark Floors review

A review of the Lordi movie, "Dark Floors".

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[ryrymaas1000]

my first comment was posted by my brother. i am sorry for what he said to you. i realize that this is a bit late but i hope it means something. i honestly cannot believe he used my account to bash you in words spelled incorrectly. i agree with you do not watch the movie... total piece of shit. peace.

[FreakBoi2008]

@ryrymaas1000 Well thanks for the apology and all, but I can't say I was particularly offended by what he said. When you upload videos to Youtube, you have to learn to put up with the internet hate machine because, well, that's just the way Youtube works.

[cloudvol7]

Okay I finished the movie,and for those who don't like spoiler's stop reading.So I can't believe you didn't get the ending of this movie.It's very simple the little girl was dreaming the hole time.It's all in her dream,and the red crayon she want's in the beginning symbolizes death,and the blue symbolizes life.At first she wanted to die,and now she want's to live.It was a very good story.So yeah,I think that I made pretty good point's on my last comment's so I'll stick with those.

[FreakBoi2008]

@cloudvol7 Yeah, I guess the reason that I didn't get the "its all a dream" ending is because: 1. that's still totally ambiguous and 2. ending on a dream is such a clichéd technique that I've even seen parodied in saturday morning cartoons. As for red=death and blue=life; that's just fekkin retarded. And you can't have an art-film story (albeit a really bad art-film story) alongside guys in stupid costumes. If he wanted to make this film, he could have done it without putting the band in it.

[ryrymaas1000]

well, i figured i would just apologize anyways. he and i talked recently about what he said and he is still an asshole about it. sorry again.

[cloudvol7]

I still liked Dark floors.But I get where you'r coming from you want them killing people,a horror/comedy thing,that's a lot like the Beatles help movie type movie.Do I think it's a perticularly bad idea,no.But I think they don't wanna alienate thriller/horror movie fan's,by saying it's all about us.Maybe later they'll do something like that.But I think they don't wanna make people sick of them.They already have alot of video's out.So to make a musical type movie might be to much.

[cloudvol7]

@FreakBoi2008 Well I agree with you on one thing,and that's Lordi didn't have to be the monster's they could've had any typical monster's play the part,and I don't even know if what I said is what they were trying to show with the different color crayon's,and such.They could've all died,and that was like a heaven or something.The old guy said that he didn't feel cold anymore.Still I thought that the story was kinda touching.To me that's a nice change,because most thriller/horror's aren't.

[cloudvol7]

@FreakBoi2008 I have seen about half the movie,and I like it so far,so I don't need to change any of my comment's,and I can prove I've seen some of it too.Because the little girl's obsessed with red crayon's.Alright so I'll give the final verdict when I'm finished...

[FreakBoi2008]

@cloudvol7 I see your point with videos, though the movie is pretty obscure unless you're already a Lordi fan or have, at least, done a bit of research. This is bargain bin stuff. Also, I know I'm nitpicking but you don't need the apostrophe in the word "fans"- its a plural rather than a word that indicates possession.

[cloudvol7]

@FreakBoi2008 Yeah,but my point is that ,it's not a coincadence that Gwar is becoming less cheesy.But as far as I no they don't have a movie,or as many video's.So who's to say who's getting more fan's now.