Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 40: Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies, pt. 2

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Mr. Meany is still Posh Spice, and Sweetie is trying to figure out what the heck happened.

Sweetie: Hi, folks. Welcome back to Inside Ursula Hitler's head. I'm Sweetie, and... Well, this is Mr. Meany, but he's been turned into Posh Spice.

Posh-Meany: I'm Posh Spice, from the Spice Girls. Zigga-zigga. Girl power!

Sweetie: He keeps saying that, like some kind of 1996 bubblegum music zombie. I've been trying to reach Ursula on the video-phone for hours, hoping she'll explain this... Sweetie calling Ursula... Come in, Ursula. (Busy signal.) Damn it. Answer me, Ursula. What the hell happened to Meany?

Posh-Meany: Do you want to see my panties?

Sweetie: No! Jesus Herschell Christ with all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp, for the last time, I don't want to see your panties! Stop asking!

Posh-Meany: Everybody wants to see Posh Spice's panties.

Sweetie: Well, I don't want to see them!

Posh-Meany: So, tell me what ya want, what ya really really want.

Sweetie: I want you to shut up with that Spice Girls garbage! I want you to change back into Mr. Meany! This is stupid and scary, and I want my friend back!

Posh-Meany: Do you want to go shopping for fabulous, sexy outfits?

Sweetie: What? But... Meany, I'm always begging you to shop with me, and you say no. You say that only bimbos enjoy shopping.

Posh-Meany: Let's go try on lots and lots of expensive, pretty things. Girl power!

Sweetie: No. Come on, there's no time for that... We have to figure out what happened to you, and how to change you back.

Posh-Meany: You'd look totally major in a Gucci dress. Something blue and sparkly, to go with your eyes.

Sweetie: (Wavering.) Oh, shit. Don't listen to her, Sweetie. Fight it, fight it... Oh, no... Resistance... fading. Urge to shop... too strong.

Posh-Meany: Girl power.

Sweetie: (Resigned.) Girl power.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• ursula
• hitler
• sweetie
• meany
• tranny
• transgender
• transformation
• bodyswap
• age
• regression
• TF
• TG
• AR
• mind
• control
• Posh
• Spice
• panties
• Lulzo
• zombies
• zigga
• Victoria
• Beckham

[scrape59]

Funny as usual

how long does it take you to do an eposode

[MsUrsulaHitler]

It varies a lot... The ones where it's just two characters talking onscreen (or one person talking to an offscreen voice we never see) are the fastest since I can just use xtranormal's regular software. But as soon as I have them using the "videophone" or doing anything else out of the ordinary, I have to use editing software and it gets a LOT more complicated. The fastest I could do is probably a half hour from idea to posting on Youtube. The longest... Well, maybe 3 days of messing around!

[Kill9533224]

@Kill9533224 #FAIL

[Kill9533224]

#FAIL

[Kill9533224]

non #CUTE

[Kill9533224]

@ghrocker99661 #FTW

[Kill9533224]

#FTW

[KedViper]

Why would someone give this a thumbs down?

[KryptoPal]

Urge to shop too strong. Lmao.

[cutieangiegirl]

check my Obama and Mccain Fight video