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Published on Nov 20, 2012

There are plenty of awesome ways to kill people in Hitman Absolution. These are five of our favorites.

5. Heeeeeeere's Hitman
Killing an enemy with an axe is super satisfying in Hitman Absolution. It's so brutal. Talk about a splitting head ache...

4. Fugu anyone?
The fugu fish is extremely deadly, especially in Agent 47's hands. Wait for the cook to look away and bob's your uncle. Never eat sushi next to a bald man pretending to read a menu...

3. Explosive surprise
You can prepare an explosive surprise in the Streets of hope mission in the game. Turn on the gas, arm the explosives and just wait for your victim to arrive... Poor fellow never saw it coming.

2. Extremely hot sauce
Swapping the hot sauce for lighter fluid is one of the funniest kills in Hitman Absolution. Did someone order a flame grilled whopper?

1. Deadly lapdance
The stripclub level has an awesome way to kill your target. Just sneak into the hidden room with the two way mirror and wait for the lapdance to finish. The guy can't even see your pointing a gun at his head. And don't forget a good hitman always cleans up after himself.

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  • TheGamer583

    he. just. freaking. missed. one FUCKING. WORD!!!!!!!!! STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT, ASSHOLE!!!!!

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  • Jom Pard

    5 of OUR favourite kills. OURS, not yours. stop moaning about what they picked and make your own vid

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  • locksh

    Electrocuting pee.

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  • GrammarNaziPrivate

    And why did he say he was being a Grammar Nazi?

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  • dynamicdragon13

    It's too late for an ambulance. He should be asking for a hearse.

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  • 14tbates

    Ypou forgot a kill that is one of the best. The Wood-Chipper

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  • TeenageSasquatch2

    lol that acheivment for number 2

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  • John-Paul Strippoli

    Do you even need to turn on the gas, I would assume that the explosive itself is enough to kill the guy in the apartment no?

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  • Noah West

    u corect him but dont evin dew it rite urself? dat are lamest.

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  • Allan Tai

    2:14 "someone call an ambulance" lol

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  • William Foss

    A grammar nazi's are people like you that comment on every single grammatical error you make.

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  • 2kingzeus

    i like number 3 kill awsome

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