The Lancashire Hotpots - I Met A Girl On Myspace

Enjoy


~lyrics~

Oh I got myself a myspace page
It really is the best
I logged into it the tother day
It said new friend request

It were from a lass from lancashire
her page had loads of hits

I saw the pictures in her profile
and she had absolutely massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Break it down

I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So we could have a snog
She said she had no transport
and so a lift she'd catch
and if I played my cards right
I'd get to feel her
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Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
Word to your mother
How is your mother?

We walked home from pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on the doorstep
She said can't you kiss me on the lips
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It was a fella with a massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

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[Selfhealer22]

"Break it down" and "get down with ya bad self" sound so good in a broad lancashire accent!! love it! lol

[MurderousDonky]

"Met a girl on tinternet, been talking over twitter. Took her back to my place and did her up her..."

Great live shows are great

[sammgodwin]

hahahaha fucking brilliant.

[Automission42]

"Word to your mother. How is your mother?"

[Sawdubstep]

I saw the pictures in her profile

and she had absolutely massive...

hahaha best line ever!¬

[misscoyotelove]

love it! soooooo good makes me want to go home lol :) xxxx im now down south need some good food lol :)

[erny328]

Haha brilliant :)

[Crystan]

lol, I should have expected the ending to that song, but somehow it managed to sneak up on me. :)