Tall Guy Short Guy- "FAST FOOD" (BOB ft rivers cuomo REMIX)

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LYRICS:

Let's start it off with Arby's
What's with the cheese
It looks like Cheese Wiz or yellow jiz
Like someone skeet skeet!

And that meat makes me puke
Ever single time that I eat it
But the deal's so dope, five items for six dollars,
You can't beat it

Unless your fucking Burger King
You make my wallet sing
Cus your the only joint with the deal of the day
So that's where I'm a bring

My date y'all,
And maybe after that we'll the Dairy Queen
Banana split, she'll take my dick,
My six-inch gonna make her scream

Subway!
Remember back in the day
We would steal the filled out sub cards
Hand 'em back and say

Teriyaki chicken Rob, was Rene's brother
Used to call him blob,
He'd serve us on the late shift
His shitty fucking job

The worst is Quizno's
Where your pretty much a thief
How can you sleep at night
Charging 8 bucks for a roast beef sub!

Just because it's toasted?
News Flash! Every fucking joint does a toasted sandwich
For a better price
You fucking ass wipes!

A healthy tip
Vist Pita Pit
Used to order real large with my meal card
After hitting up the bar

Man those guys are fucking geniuses
On campus late night
A student's goin' where the pitas is,
But suck my dick!

Cus you were the reason
I was so damned poor
Meal card done in January
Couldn't afford

A slice of pizza
At fucking Pizza Pizza
And I hate Pizza Pizza!
It's like cardboard!

And I'm still buying JBC's(Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers) at Wendy's
Use to make me feel
Like a moviestar
I could afford so many

But now at $1.59
Can only get two at a time
It makes a tear come to my eye
Cus my fucking tummy's so empty

If you're gay and want a hotdog
Go to lick's, where their shtick
Is their homo fucking singing
Makes me sick, makes me sick!

But my fav's Le Belle Province
Get silly on steamee's
I know they're not that healthy
But I really like the taste!

I remember back the day
When macdonalds was the chain
With the good shit yo they started deal a the day
Now their promos are gay like fuckin free coffee day
99c drinks a fuckin bullshit mcdoubles
they used to have dollar Sundays
and mchickens on Mondays
two big macs for a toonie
they fuckin changed the game
but now its BK on wenesdays
The whopper can feed me
but the fries are fuckin shit gotta make it a poutine

do u feel me and u wanna hear some fucked up shit?
Pizza pizza double slice 5 bones sounds so sick
But theres no combo, add pop, chips tax, and dip
Its 10 bucks, and the second slice don't get finished it makes no sense
When I'm at subway I be wishin I could get the teriaki
But its to much fuckin money I can never justify the
Purchase I end up with assorted or meatball
When its not what I wanted, are you hearin me people
I can spend a hundred dollars in a night sometimes
But I get a meal I hate just to save a couple dimes
It's a mental block guy, and bad deals don't fly
Not with ryan but I got a trick cus sometimes you find
That theres coupons just inside that employees will hide
And when they turn reach over grab use that shit a second time
And if your getting some fries always be last in line
Cus whoevers shit comes first gets sampled by the whole line

At new york fries I used to give this girl eyes
At the pickering town center food court early in my life
And if we played it just right wede get free fries for the guys
But there was six of us so said in done I got like 2 fries

And Taco Bell Theres a food chain that sucks
They keep offering deals I keep not giving a fuck
Its unhealthy and nasty what an aweful combination
Once a year I forget that get it then I regret it

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[babybayybayy]

too bad I'm vegetarian, I can never get any fast food really haha

[Jac5622]

@paigenormand

except, tall guy short guy.. is better

[lukesmall1]

I've listened to this so many times I can now recite what you say at the beginning

[DeMone1240]

They're so sick (Y)

[J0573R5]

@noBSbassGtarchick

Davedays lead me to Cyr who lead me to MattG who lead me to them with his crazy lunchtime video ;)

[JJsaatanaperkele]

you guys should come with subtitles ;p

[lukesmall1]

@MacorettaBoozer Both from the johnstones

[totallysamezies]

their both from the johnstones......

[MacorettaBoozer]

is the short guy jarek from the jonshtones

[lukesmall1]

I love that women at 1:20 just like 'what should I do?'