Guitar Hero + Open Mic + Rapping + White Kid = Bad

Yeah i'm sorry everyone, i cannot rap. And if you are wondering that is me, and that IS a guitar from guitar hero.

Lyrics weren't written by me, but i think Andrew and Adam.. or some thing like that they go

I tried to process these feelings, but get 'Does not Compute'
I tried to multiply our love, but you took the square root
When ever i see you i don't know what to say
It's like my mind when from DSL to 56k
I tried online dating but didn't get any play
Now I'm force to get off to Japanese Anime
We could stay up late playing dugeon and dragons
You could be my Sam, and I'll be your frodo baggins

I'm just a nerd in love
And I don't know what to do
It's hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ
Maybe she'll look pass my headgear and acne
I'll still think she's leet but she doesn't notice me

I can you be your Han Solo and you can be my Laia
If i was less like screech and more like ac slater
You're the only girl that can make my floppy disk hard
I can hack into your mainframe, but not into your heart
If i was with you, I'd treat you with kindness
And protect you from harm like norton antivirus
But you are like Hollywood and like bit torrent
My love for you is steady like a gravitational constant

I'm just a nerd in love and I feel out of place
I'll have to specialize in gynecology just to get to second base
Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair sexy
i'll still think she's leet, but she don't notice me

I just want to get a girl without any rejection
Who will dress up like a hot alien at a star trek convention
Who's as precious to me as a rare pokemon
and know's the difference between a warlock and shaman

I'm just a nerd in love and realities gone too far
I'm too much like steve erkal and not enough like stephen
Maybe one day I'll be a CEO make'n lots of money
Till then our only friends will be our PC's honey

Category:

Comedy

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• sigafoo
• rap
• rapping
• guitar
• hero
• open
• mic
• white
• kid
• nerds
• in
• love
• want
• dans
• babies

[kylerrasnick]

why would u do this in front of people?

[sigafoo]

Because either it'd be great, or bomb... obviously the latter happen :p

Besides if you do bad in front of people? So what, it was fun :)

[GuitarGUYmatt]

you cant understand anything.. i have to follow along with the lyrics to understand you.. and your going to fast.. and.. is that some weird al rap?...

[sigafoo]

No actually it's a rap.... i can't remember the names of the people, but just google the lyrics if you really want to know.

[Comment0nThat]

This sucks ass.

[sigafoo]

Only watched three videos, and one sucks... you're really having terrible luck here on youtube.

[dmacnic]

hey, it's better than real rap.

at least he didn't steal someone elses music to put behind it.

[poutouellet]

Those lyrics as a nice, ironic or sarcastic balad, would pass off with a general croud MUCH better.

It's kinda hard for a public to follow the lyrics of a fast rap. :P

[MidKnightization]

no boy no you need to stick to your guitar and leave the rapping to the pro's....dumbass!

[darknemisis0910]

was ur mom watching cuz i assume she was like "wtf he cant rap........ nerd"

[HatchetBoy1997]

its not bad other than the beat boxing

[biegner]

As a fellow amateur comedian/nerd rapper, the audience is definitely not giving you enough credit. The quality of the video makes it a little hard to tell what your exactly saying. I laughed though.

[ssfsoap]

all good besides the beatboxing.

[averyellis]

@dmacnic

watch?v=qmEUZw3e_2g

[mikeydurr]

hehee kudos for having the guts bro!... Just awesome,,,

[cutetchi]

that was just..........nevermind. the title says it all

[THExxBOSNIANxx]

learn to spell

[maartendesmet]

0 flow :p but nice u did it :p