Star Wars Mad Libs #1

Star Wars Mad Libs #1

The force is a mystical STONY power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living BITCHES, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the DOLPHIN together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many CONFUSING things, like using the Force to exercise BLADDER control over SLIPPERY -minded WOMPRATS. A Jedi can also use the force to move objects with his or her ELBOW. It doesn't matter how PORTLY these objects are, it only matters how SEXUALLY the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke CACTUS-walker: "Your THIGH can deceive you. Don't trust them. "Instead, a Jedi should MISERABLY trust in the Force."

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[Hanssen69]

So where can I get the poster behind you?

[ginnymcqueen]

@Hanssen69 There's only one and my husband is attached to it which is why it's in our office.

[RainbowUninana8D]

I think cactus was mine :D