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Jay Wonder - Where in the World is Carmen Fucking Kinsley?

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Uploaded by on Feb 14, 2011

This song is obviously dedicated to Carmen Kinsley. I feel a certain way about her... She's my favorite porn star, even though she's retired, blah blah blah. Download link to the high quality mp3 and lyrics below.

Oh yeah, I guess I should say if you know Carmen personally, you should show her this and tell her to tell me what she thinks.. and even though I don't know her, my feelings are sincere?

http://www.mediafire.com/?oq3kd9tl7tq08pq

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
Born in Texas; boy, thas the best fit/
Joined porn '06; '08, left it/
Made her exit; now, I gotta find her/
If she's in Austin, that's Alotta Fagina/
I'mma describe her.. Five foot three/
With the pretty brown eyes; yes, I'm looking/
Face of a cutie.. Booty.. Boobies/
And Ion need my third eye to see your inner beauty/
Light blonde hair, so.. I wanna stare/
You could walk all over me.. Pretty ass toes and feet/
Hopefully.. This'll get me famous fast globally/
Enough for you to notice me and wanna kick it locally/
Nails always done, lookin' fly as ever/
We ain't gotta carpool, but we could ride together/
Curves in the right places like a highway/
And with that junk in your trunk, Car drives men crazy/

Chorus:
Where in the world is Carmen fucking Kinsley? (x4)

Verse 2:
A while back.. I asked Sammie Rhodes where you hide and seekin'/
But she gave me the silent treatment/
So did Devon Lee instead of lendin' me a hand/
So I guess failure's just a tendency again, and/
I ain't really wanna get nasty/
But I can't let the chance just slip past me/
I'll play ya step daddy.. Gladly.. Don't tell mammi/
You did BangBros; I should check in Miami/
Whale Tail made a nigga free willy/
Head Case was crazy.. Don't be silly../
It seems that my semen is seen when/
The scenes of C. Kins sees the screen then, yup!/
34C-27-40/
If it ain't every.. Plenty gettin' horny../
Ion even gotta beat: how I treat my spouse/
I could take you out to eat or I could eat you out/

Chorus

Verse 3:
I don't want Luvana or Hayes../
Kinsley, I could talk about your bottom for days/
How you got it in them jeans, Iono; you should thank your mama../
Or maybe it was something in your drink or water/
I could tell you didn't like cum on your face or swallowin'../
So to me, you leavin' makes alotta sense/
Anyway, you're too good for the industry../
And if looks could kill, you sure would be the end of me/
Your IMDb posts deleted../
Everything I say in this song, you gotta know I mean it/
And, if you got a man or a fam/
I guess I'll stick to my gland in my hand../
You ain't gotta get wit' me.. I'm cool with a message/
Let me know if I'm good.. Or too disrespective/
Your smile is your best asset/
But your ass and tits.. I must assess/

(Chorus)

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Uploader Comments (jaywonderthefire)

  • this made me wanna hear that original carmen san diego song

  • @Maximumdeuce that was my inspiration during the making of this song :) well.. that and carmen.

  • I think Carmen eloped with Summer to the Caribbean or something. Them two loved kissing each other in that BangBros scene. 

  • @Airmaster167 lol.

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  • LOL this is fun rap

  • funny and cool song

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  • @wstorm1515 Actually her first ever scene was with a black man look it up

  • more porn stars need to do what she did and refuse to have sex with niggers. they are disgusting and 10 times more likely to give you aids.

  • @RaidensPain get one for me :)

  • @jaywonderthefire in fort lauderdale. Molly gave a signed picture to a friend of mine 10x8. She is hot as hell. i barely look over there as they always rush in the warehouse.

  • @RaidensPain shittt.. where do you work? lol.

  • Yeah She is from Texas for sure!

  • i want to marry this bitch myself - she's cute as fuck!

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