Jews Rock!!!!!!!!!! (Tik Tok parody)

Jews Rock is a parody of Tik Tok by Kesha. Here are the lyrics:

Wake up in the morning, Singing Modeh Ani
Grab my Kippah I'm out the door It's time for this Shul party
Before I leave Brush my teeth with some Kosher toothpaste
'Cause I know this religion is so my taste

I'm talking wrappin' up our tefillin, All the Jews together chillin', The pray-ers will be spillin' Oy Oy Oy

Bow down, and serenade our ruler, Those Christians aren't cooler
We're all part of the GOD SQUAD

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up, Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up
Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Come into our temple
We've got plenty of wine
And now Lets open up the ark
And watch the torah shine
And now the wannabees linin' up
Cause they hear we got style
But we kick em to the curb
Unless they are the Misiah

I'm talkin
Can't wait 'till the the service is over
Jews try to touch the Torah
They're all looking foward to the Horah
Oy Oy Oy

Not not we go untill the Aleinu
Then we eat that Shabbos stew (stew)
Love that shabbos stew (stew)
Eat that Challah (TOO)

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up
Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up
Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Oh Yeah
Us Jews we're cool
We follow rules
613 of them
We cut some skin
From down within
It's called a Brit Milah
Us Jews we're cool
We follow rules
613 Mitzvot
With my shofar up
Put your shofar up
Tekiah Gedolah.....
(Shofar Blast )

Now the Minyan don't start, 'till ten walk in...

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up
Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Voices stop
Amidah
Rabbi send our prayers up
Yesterday, Kol Nidre
Oh my G-d I can't eat cake
Jews rock we eat lox
Ask us we'll invest your stocks today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy

Category:

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• Spoof
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• Jew Rock

[flabadash123456789]

Hope your happy christens hate you now!!!!!!!

[partyparodies]

@flabadash123456789 I don't have any "happy christens," and why would you hope that they hate me now? I think that a comma is needed in that sentence.

[Bianca12379]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that a boy or girl singing ?!?!?!?

[partyparodies]

@Bianca12379 Its a girl

[swisa1120]

Oy Oy Oy XD

[almoglo]

Good lyrics, bad implementation.

[DarkBallYE]

This is pretty hilarious :D

[2azaz1az]

!!!!Not funnyy

[MrDkab]

terrible

[TheTwill12]

@guydude82 no, YOU are the one who is misinformed, penile cancer is really rare.

[guydude82]

Actually its been proven that circumcision prevents cancer- because it is common to have cancer in your foreskin as an adult, so you are sadly misinformed about this

[roy33901]

we dont say oy oy oy !!!!