Alec calls Chris phone call 8 part 4

I have a swiffer, it works like a charm.

Upcoming tour of Chris' house (Spoiler alert, pigs still won't take a dump in there.)

It's so hard being Chris

Larry calls out Chris on his shit

Chris explains how he lost a letter that does not exist.

Chris is incredibly paranoid.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• CWC
• Fail
• Ian
• Brandon
• Anderson
• Sonichu
• lulz
• asperchu
• fail
• manchild
• Alec Benson larry

[10191927]

I just got done listening to the entire conversation on my iTunes. Chris is such a fucking asshole. When he started pressing buttons on the phone when he didnt want to hear about how fucked up his house is. I seriously wanted to punch Chris in the face for doing that to Jack. What a bitch.

[Poever]

Chris is a terrible lier. He doged past the issue of NOT having Nintendo's permission with Matt Devoria too, and this excuse is TOO convenient.

[Sabohaque]

I like how at about 5 minutes in, Alec starts trying to get Chris thinking it would be a good idea to forge a document.

[BloodiestMargie]

the way Chris talks in these literally sounds like he's a slack-jawed yokel, or with no feeling in his jaw at all

[MrHomelessHank]

I think one of Chris' real problems is that he always tries to whittle stupid phrases into his conversation to sound smart yet not knowing what they mean at all which puts him in a corner when others call him out on kt.

"My biological clock is messed up."

Responding slowly to "spell check" his sentences

So on, so forth...

[Shavarnarak]

Oh I know why Chris wasn't uploading those pages, because those where the infamous trial pages.

He needed all of those finished or Alec would have stopped his 'revenge' midway.

[ikkedoch]

Alec sounds a lot like Liquid (when he sings).

But that might be just my imagination...

[TheCryoScales]

@thesideshowman212 Chris Chan makes those drooling "slow in the minds" autistics that can only say "NARF!!" facepalm when they see him

[videogamenostalgia]

Good ol' Chris: when he gets backed into a corner, he tries to play the sympathy card!

[Ketorulz]

Even IF he "finds his letter", he could just FORGE it, and make it SEEM like he got permission from Nintendo or Sega to use Pikachu or Sonic respectively. Of course, Chris is too lazy or not smart enough to do that now is he?

[aquasloth]

I'd like to also personally vouch for the convenience and effectiveness of the Swiffer. Plus, you can play these phone call videos while you clean your kitchen floor and feel better about yourself for not being a disgusting slob like Chris.

[Irrelevant402]

I think that was asked in the Chris calls Kacey's dad video.

The answer was BS, as usual. It's long but the video is great.