Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates

Jealousy's a curse.

The internal combustion engine is pretty impressive too, yet building too many of them really fucks things up, especially when they're gas guzzlers. American kids would be the gas guzzlers in the analogy. Did you read the post or just decide to straw man one phrase out of context? No I don't have a vagina and I'm sure giving birth hurts like a sonofabitch. It takes 2, btw, and too many of the pairs I was referring to do it too often and thereby hurt the world for their own ego. Adoption?

do you have a vagina? ripping apart your genitals to "pump out babies", as you call it, is pretty impressive to me.

good luck with your future brain dead baby, careful what you wish for =)

i bet u both have penises

No. They're calling out people who think they're hot shit for pumping out babies. A lot of parents think the world owes them because they choose to have kids and look down on people who decide to hold off or remain childless. Some are quick to brand empty nesters as selfish when in reality, people who don't have kids are doing the world a favor, especially if they're Americans who consume like 30 times the resources as a person from the 3rd world.

Sorry. Accidentally hit the thumbs down when I wanted up. +14

that was very funny im still laughing

lets see you post something as good as this.

i just thought about the same thing