Mass Effect 2 - Krogan Poetry

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Uploaded by on Feb 4, 2010

Krogan doing some "non-poetry" to win back his Asari girlfriend. Shephard tries to help...

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  • I'm sorry, I know you probably put alot of effort into making you're shepard but I just can't believe he is a paragon. That beard is just so evil! It has evilly gone where no beard has gone before!

  • @SinDawg030 That depends who you ask. Google "the trustworthiness of beards" and look at one of the first pictures. ;)

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  • heres some real poetry. ahem....

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    ASSUMING CONTROL

    THIS HURTS YOU

  • Look at how much detail went into this game. Good shit Bioware.

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  • its more better than Vogon poetry

  • Biggest "Ladies, control your orgasms!" moment.

  • @666MetalMatt That's what I read. Perhaps there is a more complete version than the one you saw?

  • @Gmrbro Shit really?I didnt see that in the leaked script.

  • @luciusfagala LOL! Its probably the beard on your Shepard combined with the eyebrows that make him look very brooding/renegade. Also it reminds me of a picture I saw of Spock's Evil Counterpard when he had a beard exactly like your Shepards! Me? I go for the full beard (as close as I can get to it anyway). Bitches love beards! Search for a thread on the Bioware Forums petitioning for full beards for ManShep in ME3. Love you're vids btw!

  • Potential ME3 spoiler!!

    That krogan gets KIA and you get a sidequest to deliver a rather touching poem to that asari who is still his girlfriend. found in script from the leaked beta.

  • That is fucking adorable.

  • Krogan poet :) It just so sweet.

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