Baby got Book - I like big bibles!! Music Video

Teaches you about the bible - Baby got Book

oh my goodness
becky, look at her bible it is so big
she looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
but who understands those preacher guys anyway
they only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay
i mean look at it, it's just huge
bleh, it's gross
she's just so, righteous

i like big bibles and i cannot lie
you Christian brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with a KJV
and a bookmark in proverbs
you get stoked
got her name engraved
so you know that girl is saved
it looks like one of those large ones
with plenty of space in the margins
oh baby,i wanna read withca
cause your bibles got pictures
my minister tried to console me
but that book you got makes me so holy
ooh momma-mia
you say you want koinonia
well, bless me, bless me
and teach me about John Wesley

i saw her praying while i was DJing
she got grace..pretty face
she ain't goin down to the bad place

i'm tired of heathen guy
sayin they like pocket-size
ask the average Christian to take a look
she's gotta pack much book

so fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
has your girlfriend got the book (ooh yeah)
well read it (read it) read it (read it) read that holy book
baby got book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)

i like 'em leather and bound
it's 50 pounds
i just can't understand
how it is some weenie want the bible on CD
she wanna get you saved
Amen! double-up A-men!

i ain't talkin about a paraphrase
cause Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red lettered
you can't find nothin better
southpaw's in love
bibles that big are unheard of

so i'm sittin here thinkin what if
i find me a girl that shows midriff
you can have those bimbos
i'll keep those chicks that do devo's
a word to the Christian sistas
i can't resisit yall i'll do God's time witcha
but i gotta be straight when i say, i wanna pray
till the break of day
baby got it goin on like the wife in proverbs 31

we might get engaged
when we finished readin this page
cus it's worn, and its torn
and i know this girls reborn

so ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
do wanna save people from Hades (yeah)
then red it till the paged fall out
even white preachers gotta shout
baby got book

(thompson chain with big red letters)
baby got book

yeah baby
when it comes to a good book
Stephen Kings resume just can't compare
39+27= 66 books
and if you're catholic..there's even more

so your girlfriend quotes bill hybels
but does she got a big bible
cuz that little thing she's got won't start a revival
my bible study don't want none unless you got book hun

..you can read clancy or grisham
but please don't lose this book

some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that book's too old
so they toss it and burn it
and i pull up quick to just learn it
so your girl like paperback? well i ain't down with that
cuz my girlfriends hot, her bibles rockin
and shes got good doctrine
to the atheist chicks who try to dis
you ain't it miss priss
give me a Christian, i'm insistin'
and i'll great her with some holy kissin'
some pervert tried to chase
but he didn't make it past first base
she's quick to resist temptation
and she loves a new translation
so ladies who were lost and found
if you want the triple 6 thrown down
dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
and teach and those psalms
baby got book

(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(thompson chain with big red letters)

bible college knowledge but she still got book

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[Haven Riley]

Lol I love Jesus. Spread the word like this!

[marioluigiman8]

I like this even though Ima jew :p

[Casssidy Buchanan]

love it

[Julie Foster]

I love this so much.... I have memorized almost all the words and rap it for my friends all the time. Thank you for making this!

[angeliareynolds09]

A music video resulting in the end of the world? Haha u guys are so funny.

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[Roma9532]

Excellent RAP.

[racer4christ171]

admit it. i bet it isnt the worst thing in your history. ..

[christian Mccloud]

awesome song



[Gracie Schuffert]

GOD IS REAL! what are you tallking about! anyway AWESOME!

[Spencer Gibson]

i love songs about fictional things!