God Makes Alternate Universes-desktop.m4v

This is my video response to ProfMTH's Biblical Literalist and Inerrantist

Category:

Education

Tags:

• religion
• reality-hackin

[emperorkang]

explain Noah's Flood....moron.

[LordSavaunt]

@emperorkang First off, it wasn't Noah's flood. It was YaWeH's flood through which Noah survived...numbskull. Second, I don't really have to do much explaining since it's covered in the JCI 2.0 Source Book (a.k.a. The Christian Bible) rather well... but I will anyway.

Yahweh decided to flood the world because he was a vindictive dick, or a vin-dick. The JudeoChriSlamic god (A.k.a. Yahweh, Jehovah, Jesus, Allah etc.) gave a heads up to Noah so that there's be survivors. The End.

[emperorkang]

@LordSavaunt the earth is 4.5 billion years old. the universe is 13.5 billion years old. your pretend god doesn't exist. the end.

[LordSavaunt]

@emperorkang I never said it's my god. It's a god and of course it's a pretend you silly prat. All gods are pretend, didn't you get the memo? As for the age of the universe(s) 13.5 bill is a low estimate, but far more accurate than the 5 or 6 grand that xtians like to spout off. 13.5 is the best current estimate available, but I wouldn't be surprised if scientists one day found information that pushed the number back to 20 or 30 billion years. If ya gonna play pretend, learn the game kiddo.

[DogOfTheSpag]

Each Universe would have an information boundary across which knowledge cannot traverse. We can never know what happened in any other Universe - should they ever be evidenced at all. You are ascribing supernatural powers to the authors of scripture when none is either mentioned or alluded to.

[LordSavaunt]

@DogOfTheSpag Presuming that A) The judeochristiamlic god is actually real and that B) Its followers did in fact write the Torah, Talmud, Any version of the Christian Bible and or Quaran with divine guidance then it is in fact totally sensible that they could see into other universes.

Others have ascribed super natural powers to writers of scripture (including divine guidance and things like water parting or transmogrification into wine) for centuries. I'm merely adding a new item to the list.

[LordSavaunt]

@SuziePenguin Thanks for the comment. I would agree that God fails... at most things. At least the judeochristislamic god. The jesus stuff was funny.

[LordSavaunt]

@atiszasz I've oft had trouble listening to God and its commandments but I've been working on the nails things.

[SuziePenguin]

So, God couldn't keep his universes straight enough to inspire men to write about just one universe. Um, then God fails. And if you meant the Jesus that came from the universe where he came to incite war, then xbox of course. He would kick ass at Halo. If you meant the hippie, peace-loving Jesus, then for sure a Wii (but he wouldn't play the swordfighting game on WiiResort.)

[atiszasz]

God says "thou shalt clip thy nails regulary and in a socially acceptable manner" ROFL 28-04