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Uploaded on Jun 18, 2006

Gilbert Gottfried's telling of the Aristocrats joke

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  • Patrick Staar

    Patrick Staar 7 months ago

    7/7 asses

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  • normalpsychology

    normalpsychology 7 months ago

    The first time I heard this joke, I started masturbating so hard that blood started pouring out of my dick -- but of course I just used that as more lotion anyway and kept on going until my dad busted into the room and started sucking my dick like he always did.

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  • Andi Haxhi

    Andi Haxhi 5 days ago

    No one can tell the aristocrats joke better than Gilbert Gottfried

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  • firedrake110

    firedrake110 1 week ago

    Regular people just in it for laughs won't grasp what you just said, unfortunately, but you're spot on!

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  • AzaIndustries

    AzaIndustries 1 week ago

    American humor?

    Hmmmm...

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  • Ansatsunin

    Ansatsunin 1 week ago

    Still not funny whatsoever. Doesn't take a seconds' thought to come up with such an unoriginal line. Congrats on trying to copy the "oh so edgy and unfunny that it's funny" angle from the original premise, though. How profound.

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  • procrocss

    procrocss 1 week ago

    Must of been hard to write that with ya fathers fist up ya asshole? 

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  • Ansatsunin

    Ansatsunin 3 weeks ago

    Nothing has..

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  • WasabiGinVG

    WasabiGinVG 3 weeks ago

    Point proven.

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  • Ansatsunin

    Ansatsunin 3 weeks ago

    What, that they're acting high-brow about a crude joke in a sarcastic / joking way? WOW HOW META, HOW CLEVER, OH SO DEEP.

    Pff. Puh-lease.

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  • Ansatsunin

    Ansatsunin 3 weeks ago

    I don't know what you mean by that, but he has his moments, yes. Not a total fan really, though.

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  • Sam Davidow

    Sam Davidow 3 weeks ago

    I bet you're a big Woody Allen fan aren't ya?

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