Joe Jonas Raps with Lyrics

ps: ARE YOU CREEPIN? ;]




LYRICS:




Random Rap:
(uh uh uh go Joe go Joe...)
JOE: Yo listen, I'm Joe Jonas
I'm your best friend, open the fridge, eat a chicken, wassup oh
7-11 might be down the street
Beat boxing with my 2 feet, brand new feet
When I was born I walk out of the room I was like
*cool noise*
My mom was like "Yo that's crazy"
And I was like "Yeah I'm a baby"
KEVIN: Uh, my name's Mufasa
I'm the king of the land,
I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!!
JOE: Yo get out this is my song, my song..
Everybody, where you at?
The whole world behind us
GARBO: Yo I'm behind him, yo check it out I'm behind him
JOE: He's behind me
YEAH!!

It'd Be Pretty Fly rap:
My album's coming out like, '09 or '010
So I'm gonna sing you a song
Here I go...yeah...uh uh...
Yo slow down I can't rap that fast..alright that's better
Yo this audience looks so good
I wanna eat it with my food
I wish that I had my watch on
Because I would go "Oh my lord"
If I had 10 dollars
I'd spend it buying you all collas
I don't know why, it'd be pretty fly, if I had...
LET'S PLAY TIME FOR ME TO FLY!!!

Jacketz Rap:
Listen to me, I got two feet
Walking down the street, with my degree
Degree like 10, 10 degrees
Freezin outside, need a jacket
Where can I go gotta go to the store and buy me a jacket
Gotta buy me a nice medium jacket
Cause small is too small but large is too large
Go to the car, drive to....UUUHHHHH.....
WHOO I LOVE THAT RAP!!!

Muffin Man Rap:
(beat boxing)
Yo I know the muffin man, I know the muffin man
(beat boxing)
I'm the only one that knows him knows him knows him
He lives on my street wassup ooohhhh...heyyyy..
Muffin Man!!

Sammy from Illinois rap:
Yo listen up, Sammy from Illinois
You used to live in New York, now you live in Illinois
I'm eating some chicken as I'm singing
Yo August 7th, our new CD comes out
Hold On's on iTunes today, go check it out
This next song's really good
Listen to it, through and through
YAY!!!

Girls rap:
G to the R, L..ohh let me start over
Girls, girls, always good
You can see them at school or in the hood
Everywhere I go I see a lotta girls
When I'm at the mall, I'm like "Yo girls"
Girly girly girls
Always ends with an S maybe with a Z
Ah where's my grr-ilz


Radio Disney rap:
Yo Radio Disney is 5+5, = 10
You're gonna have a birthday party in California
We're gonna be there, it's gonna be fantastic
I'm not even rhyming but this rap is fantastic
The next time we're here, our song will be #1
You'll be like Year 3000, Mandy, that's right son
(YO!! Uh, I'm not done yet)
So Radio Disney, check it out
10th birthday bash, it's gonna be a blast...from the past..
PEACE!!

Jenny's Myspace rap:
J-E-N..ny
Jenny and Jenny
What's that say?
(Want me to start over? No)
Jenny and Jenny, they blow up the scene
They walk in the room and they can't be seen
Cause they're invisible
Like camoflague
You look around you can't see them cause they're invisi...bob
What's that mean, it's like spongebob but invisible
You take a pencil and you write down lyrics
That's how you write a song yo
You put lyrics on a piece of paper on a laptop
And put em down with notes
Anyway what I'm trying to say is this is Jenny
And Jenny's Myspace-izzle
So check out all their comment-izzles, and their blog-izzles
And they're like "Yo today this cute guy was like 'No' and I was like 'Hey'
So check it out right now. I'm out.
PEACE!

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Music

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• Joe
• Jonas
• Raps
• Brothers
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• garbo
• poned
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[JoeJonasDefinesSex]

oh woah since when is this video back up

[jobrofan4eva1996]

joe always raps bout chicken :S lol, hes so cute

[ShoutItOut1212]

If joe sees that username he will probly report you woah be in love with them but not nasty

[MeMyselfAndLove1]

small is too small and large is too large hahaha.

PS. Joe's lying! I know the muffin man too!!

[theWORMsergeant]

Embarrassed.

[BrandonBruv94]

lol look a buncha kids tryna rap as teenage rock artists poor lil chumps can show themselves to the world thats nonsense how can u rap when u dont hav a beat oh you got a friend makin beats with his feet grow up son you admit ur a baby dayum i think you even got rabies whats that shit about you behind him or him behind you it don't matter kids you both are fools get your rhymes straight before u spit em man get outta here your outta rhthem

[YouKnowImPaid]

this video freakin stinks

[EverybodyEverthing]

SHIEEETT BROO

[celerystickz123]

Mufasa is a lion. He doesn't have hands. x)

[mrslolakevinjonasII]

great job HAHAHHA best ever.

[McChicken2dayzss]

wtf hahaha

[honeylooloo]

diS is funny hahahaha ''i wonder if the muffin mans a girl'' lol

[MrJonasBieber]

I'm crying!

hahahahahahahahahahaah I LOVE THE JOE JONAS RAPS!

CHICKEN... I COOK CHICKEN FOR YOU, JOE...!