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Uploaded on Jan 6, 2012

Sice yourself with some iTunes janx: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/urba...

The thuggest rap battle to ever go down on the streets. Who won?

Featuring DannysStudio (the kid in the puffy yellow vest!): http://www.youtube.com/dannysstudio

Subscribe to Ryan (he filmed the whole thing and was the random guy at the end!): http://www.youtube.com/forskitsandgig...

Beat by http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAoide

Chris (he got hit by a bike while filming!): http://www.youtube.com/touchtheskyfilms

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Lyrics:

Well, medizzle-listmas, and trickaboo to you
I got triplexting smogs and you got medlocked loo
I'm freakdancing my way from your smogo e-bsession
Just hippin to noard, a tasneem pintervention
Youre a liger with typo-flu rollin stooge-o-matic
a smackalacka flip-flop with the frickis a fratick
Fairy snuff without centy gotta GTOD
OTFLASPDTTHNOTPC

I'm ballaxing on this holidrawl, aksing you a questulation
Tomornin I'll be flaxen with the paqs of my gradulations
Not to humblebrag but my pops are tox and bawk the chocolates
I Blowbama these beats to boot the fuzz from my flowpocolypse
We're toats mcgoats dipping in this sucka free city
Singing a crapella AFK you hear this hinky dity
i'm starBUCKless, get me a cheappuccino
a brofessional Dummer who's like a frebel gambino

Step aside mountainclide, prefill pluffin pillow partition
Cause wikiparently you pronger Mouse-Click Activism
Its quite skeezy flyin cheezy, metalhanding rope a dope
You have identiphobia you misquad kung pow chicken joke
I'm enviornmental jeebus, popcornsucking tinned-trash
You chudder nontrovesy, im sketchtastic recyclopath.
Your food-baby sawty, got wenzeled for rat-fink
I talk facewake, cactus legs with rink-a-dink.

I'm popping tags, is that your chief beef?
It's pretty fundo, go cheeg a feef ya freckin geef
buskin with some chavs, throwing mantrums like a koook
bookham I'm the man, double wham, you cool hand luke
I'm beaning with a reneee and I'm feeling pretty roak
because my room is juniper to blast a tune and maybe moke
I'm telling you my manprees are steez yeah I'll see you on the deez
I'm not manpulo but by greez comes with scad frees

Your dish envy quakertown, popdivian dutchovens
metroown the heffers and lock croc arms like mclovin
Im 'scusing cromp with tomp with servermail on my yellular
and woah dejagoogle! your the wallflower text-killer!
Oh wilky button, the cornballer biffer me?
Grod and dakko yer maw! gander that in 1080p
Grim-sleeper be jaded, got burgin with shaloo lazing
Yippidy do da dippin holy crizzle sham daggler be caving

You're mad as a march hare, and i'm fajuicily chude
Sice me with some fice i'm pretty chice and hella rude
So don't be jankalacious, i'm not joanzin for your Moani
I'm the frak of the pack rats, grunce like a brony
Tonx is my nevz game, frake rakers bake the chilla
ay bay bay get paypa pay, you vack, i'm babilla
Shuffit, you're a cuffit like a muppa from the boneyard
Swindle me you'll see another kindle dee to cone mard

I'm slightly bostile, youre more of hog-wash
Not dease, no crease, any steam-puffers be tosh
An elftrollin suraya, partying paradiddle
You diefolling yip, fumbuzzled from your tizzle
You got monitor tan, a windish techno-owner
You show exodia intellidunce, a boyus hipster loner
Lets open oprah-arms with the electro palm bleepin
tis straightbox to play sousaphone wind-fallen of a vegan

My pelkercise is boke, why don't you tellam it's huffah
and plez don't tell my snuffallahpagus that it's nuffa
Your fo fos are no shows, run, here comes the smokeys
i'm just flangey protohype, shimmying in my joakleys,
you're a fnunk, fo def, you're shunk, i'm heff
i flow on the lope but my thunk is dang chef
your floordrobe is loam, i'm a rewney and a shamma
cut the rele de la act, cause your tact is damn bamma

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  • theflyingfish205

    Hahahahah... i have no idea what half the words mean

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  • Novelli Fan

    Am I the only one that though "fumbuzzled from your tizzle" (or whatever they said)  sounded completely wrong?? O_o

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  • Roel Geurtsen

    this wigger is funnyz:)

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  • Morgan S

    true that lol

    

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    in reply to Ramrothc (Show the comment)
  • icey778

    You can search all the words on Urban Dictionary.

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    in playlist error.urbandictionary.com
  • Josh Davis

    They're talking about 1080p but their video only goes to 720p. wtf?

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  • Orchid Ocresta

    I just noticed Christian :D

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  • Bailey Lowe

    Oh my gosh i love Danny

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  • WapooshX

    I like the guy with the bowtie

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  • Heididldidldidleee

    No matter how much I love Zach and his raps, the best part of the video was seeing Christian act like nothing happened. <3

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  • LyraCheesestrings76

    i'm not entirely sure they did...

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  • WeezFree

    decently funny.....but HOLY SHIT you guys dance so white that it hurts my eyes!@!#!$!

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