The Bible in Klingon

Well, Luke 14:25-33 anyway. I lost alot of fluid doing this. (I fear my translator - Greg Buckley - might have unfortunately gained some...)

What was going through my mind doing this can be found on my blog at http://stevegoble.blogspot.com/2006/07/today-is-good-day-to-die-on-stage.html

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[chado2423]

Klingon is said with "Force", but this doesn't mean to Yell. ;Speak Forcefully; is the mantra, not ;Yell like scared Terranganpu' ;

[stevegoble]

Thanks - I'll take that on board.

[stevegoble]

Because I can! :)

[chakotay24]

bull at lease klingons have a full language all wookies know how to do is groul

[ChrisTripp]

he sounds like the cowardly lion from the wizards of oz

[Hyeesa]

Hahaha, this is funny, because if you really read that book, the horrible things described in there really sound as if it came from some bloodthirsty warrior culture. The only thing that betrays it being human, klingons would have wasted no time following an abusive god like Yahweh, they would have kileld him, like they did with their own gods.

[jisaid08]

The pronunciation of these Klingon words is horrible....

[onemarktwoyou]

Why? Why the bible? Why would someone waste their time to do this? Why would anybody show up to see this? Why didn't their dads kick them out and make them get a real job instead of living in their parents basements?

[glishev]

Sounds like Serbian - there, too, you must yell in order to be understood :)

[johnwinstondarby]

You guys are great!

[vetlerradio]

ok... It's great to have a passion... like : STAR TREK !!!

[fanjules]

lol

[Vehementi]

Jesus was a weak human, with no honour. Kahless was a great, noble warrior, who fought many great battles. Many great songs have been sung, over a tankard of bloodwine!