SEO Rapper response to Aaron Goldman (PPC MC) battle

so...Aaron Goldman, well known internet marketer and CMO of Kenshoo created a rap name, the PPC MC, and challenged me to a rap battle...PPC vs. SEO. I tried to tell him that wasn't in his best interest and that he can't limit me to SEO when I do PPC, Social, Design, etc... He released a video going at me and this video is my response...lyrics below

first things first let me put you in the know
I do internet marketing not just SEO
thats the name I use when I choose to spit these lyrics
now turn ya speakers up cause I want you to hear this
I'm only doing this once so you can bow out gracefully
if I do it again, next time you gotta pay for me,
The SEO Rapper has climbed into the ring
sit back, take notes let me share a couple things
if you the MC that means I'm the king
I was doing pay per click b4 microsoft started bing
I know you get a faster return financially
I know about inserting keywords dynamically
about ad groups and keyphrase investing
budgeting, geo targeting, a and b testing
you want to battle me Aaron Goldman
you must be on drugs, Lohan
I did this without writing, no hands
I put you in my junk mail, postman
ha, won't bring seo into the picture
you know I got it mastered don't get it twisted
good luck with what you doing, I hope it pays
but I don't think you gonna make it, Google wave
trying to find me to battle, don't go there
easy to find where I check-in, four square
I'm on the first page, call me wikipedia
ppc, seo and social media
re-marketing too, I do it all jack,
you probably do too, but your flow wack
thought I was coming weak what did you expect
you get no clicks from me, bad ad text
clients get on the first page with my assisting
organic, sponsored and local, triple listing
I go hard, u can call me an over acheiver
and you, u need a snickers acting like a diva
this was fun, I hope I made it worthwhile
I'm a top position snatcher, e-webstyle
keep my clients happy call it service with a smile
I'm done with you, saved and put you in a file
I can train you with my podcast on ustream,
every friday with ewebstyle, 9:15
lets see, I covered everything so I think I'm done
PPC, check Paid Search 101
did that 3 years ago, this old news
and people still watching over 90 thousand views
AG, don't take it personal its fun and games,
stay in your lane, you can market but your rap is lame
look,
I'm bout to finish up with no hook
leave the rapping to me you keep writing books

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• seo rapper
• ppc mc
• Aaron Goldman
• battle

[CablingPlus]

SEO RAPPER just destroyed that kid! Nice work! Keep up the great work man. I always learn something when you spit!

[m0serious]

@CablingPlus thats...whats up..thanks for the support

[m0serious]

ok....like I said before, I'm game. Set it up, send me the details.

[todd120681]

You the "Dot COM Don!" (Use that in your next flow!) Hahaha! Hilarious man. Good inspiration.

[yaaaaBUDY]

your fresh ppc sucks dick

[nilaymalda100]

Hi hi! Have you thought about Cashinizer (google it)? Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my cooworker made crazy amounts of cash practically overnight with it. ;D

[clanviller]

Challenge Tory McGill!!! another amazing SEO rapper :)

[ephricon]

CHUCK TAKES HIM DOWN!!! m0serious for President!

[TheKarmasnack]

karmasnack supports SEO RAPPER..ALL DAY...

[UpgradePromote]

That was awesome! I love your podcast! I listen all the time... you guys make SEO fun! I do SEO too ... Upgrade Promote

I need to put these rap videos on my website too! My clients will love them too!

You guys are great!

[MrDonsean25]

man big ups for putting Internet Marketing on the map bruh, shit's tight

[iamthemomo]

Wrecked 'em! ... this is so effing funny! You guys rock...though, SEO Rapper, you rock harder. Way harder. PPC needs a lyrical workout.

[BUJU2007]

i dont think you gonna make it Google Wave lololol nice!!!