Castration Celebration review for KCLS 2010 Read.Flip.Win

Castration Celebration Rap
Ok Ok now I read a book called Castration Celebration
About these six kids before high school graduation,
They meet during summer camp for arts at Yale
2 guys and 4 girls and they're all white and pale
So this girl Olivia is trying to write a play,
Wells it's a musical with singing she has worked for days
And she swore to herself that she won't date a guy
And it doesn't work even if her roommate is gay
So this guy named Max has love at first sight
And Olivia's the girl that he thinks is just right
But Olivia decides to put Max to the test
And at first Max thinks it doesn't seem best
So Olivia's roommates Mimi, Callie, Trish
Help Olivia out to get all the dish
About the guy named Max that shares a room with Zeke
Who they heard gets high and is a guitar freak
Well this book deals with sex, drugs, and other extremes
So I advise readers to be at least 17
Because there is a lot of stuff you might not understand
But if you understand, then its funny HA HA HA
THIS BOOK"s WRITTEN BY JAKE WIZNER
Castration Celebration can be kind of gross
But if you like humor and music the most
Then you will love this book go ahead and try
Cause I swear it will make you laugh and cry
"High school life at it's best"
Proclaims New York Post
"This novel's hilarious"
Chicago Tribune Boasts
The musical that she writes
It's just about her own life
And her experience-s
Did you know in China that Eunichs have their testes cut
I learned that from this book, and a bunch of other stuff
HA HA HA HA HA HA This book was just too funny
I started to crack up when I got up to page 3
This book entertained me, it just made me happily
291 pages of people so horny
HA HA HA HA HA HA This book was just too funny
I started to crack up when I got up to page 3

Hi, my name is Michael Cercado from Kent WA
And I read the book Castration Celebration
Its by Jake Wizner
And I thought it was witty, funny, and it entertained me
But it can be a little raunchy
So I rate it 9 out of 10 stars
But it's PG 14 for Sexual Content and Language
This is for Kent County's Library System
2010 Read. Flip. Win
BYE BYE NOW

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