Britney Spears presents the "Top Ten List" (Live on The Late Show with David Letterman)

Britney Spears presents the "Top Ten List" (Live on The Late Show with David Letterman)


Ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were president:


10.) I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
09.) We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
08.) Free pie for everybody!
07.) My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
06.) I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Cicus Fantasy".
05.) Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
04.) America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
03.) Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
02.) Three words: Vice President Diddy.
01.) Finally the media would pay some attention to me.


In German:

10.) Ich wäre der erste Präsident seit Nixon, der Lidschatten trägt.
09.) Wir würden nur in lustige Orte einmarschieren wie Cabo
08.) Gratis Kuchen für alle!
07.) Mein Arbeitszimmer wäre eine Ferienhütte im Palms Casino Hotel in Las Vegas
06.) Ich würde Osama mit dem unwiderstehlichen Aroma meines neuen Dufts "Circus Fantasy" aus seinem Versteck locken
05.) Jede Nachrichten-Konferenz des Präsidenten würde Kostümwechsel beinhalten
04.) Amerika würde eine verständlichere Berechnung der Steuern erhalten
03.) Ich würde die USA herausfordern, bis zum Ende des Jahrzehnts einen Nachtclub auf dem Mond zu eröffnen
02.) 3 Worte: Vize Präsident Diddy
01.) Endlich würden die Medien mir etwas Beachtung schenken

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[Britney4ever94]

so hot ;D

Britney is the best!

love her.

thx 4 uploading! xD

[LeoQueensberry]

Love Britney <333

She´s so funny xD

[assemblyguy]

oh yikes.. I just don't get the fascination with her. She cannot sing, she has little personality which stands out and she sure does not look as good as some people make her out to be. I just don't get it. No wait. PR does wonders.

[beat43les]

fapped

[danning1]

She couldn't do much worse than Bush did.

[Milleniumlance]

dang wish this was in HD

[403woak]

I like her speaking voice. She sounds nice.

[vettekid407]

@toekneeeyeoweme LMFAO!!

[vettekid407]

GOD STUPID BITCHEZ MAKE ME HOT!!!!!! GUYZ WHY IZ STUPIDITY SO GODAM SEXY????

[toekneeeyeoweme]

Wow I would eat that dirty pussy all night, followed by a morning spent gargling with clorox.

[Rebeccabpedersen]

"Finally the media would pay attention to me" LOL

[msinclair1991]

HAHA. I'd like to have a piece of her pie. lol