FUNNY JOKES!!!! - Vegetarians, Body Hair, and Hippies - ROFL

The funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on hippies, real estate, and masturbating.

Outdoor Concerts
Spaghetti should remain a delicious dinner option, never a dance.

00:34
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Veggie Matters
It's a dog eat dog eat corn eat lamb eat finger world out there.

01:24
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Buyers' Market
It's a great time to be a kept woman. I'm banking on that.

02:25
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Late on my Bills
Ooo baby...I love it when you talk high interest debt consolidation options.

03:50
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Raising Boys vs Girls
They say boys will be boys, but sometimes they'll just be stupid.

05:29
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Winter in Minnesota
It's cold because he loves me!

06:25
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A College Degree
I graduated. From "Loser" to "Megaloser."

08:00
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Makeover Shows
Honey, you're not ugly, you're just a "Makeover Deficient"

08:49
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I'm Lazy
It's hard to be afraid of red flags when they look so much like delicious toaster strudels.

09:56
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Comedians: Tom Segura, Lisa Landry, Dave Waite, Tommy Ryman, Bill Squire, Finesse Mitchell, Amber Preston, TJ Young, Graham Elwood, Brent Smalley

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stand
• up
• comedy
• comedians
• funny
• haha
• Lisa Landry
• Dave Waite
• Tommy Ryman
• Bill Squire
• Finesse Mitchell
• Amber Preston
• TJ Young
• Graham Elwood
• Brent Smalley

[nedmano]

from 7:03 to 7:56 is so retarded, they could come up with something better  4 the comercial

[SamAndTrent]

ROFL

[KevinCF010]

I never understand adults...

[hellokitty8404]

@dogbone222 yawn. That one gets old fast.

[dogbone222]

If vegetarians love animals so much. why do they eat their food?

[RealTalk147]

You people think they went away! They NEVER went away!!! 

[RealTalk147]

The second joke is NOT funny!!! There is NOTHING funny about hippies!!! This country is under Hippie Dictatorship, and you guys don't even KNOW IT!!! Those are the Pawn Hippies! The ones they want you to believe is all! Not every Hippie is in ripped pants people! Wake up! The structure goes Pawn Hippie<Grunt Hippie<Hippie Leaders! The OWS are the Grunt Hippies. They were told to do a movement, and they did!!!

[SAWG246]

he did that shit at home.

he lonly

[brendantkianna]

@nedmano the commercail could be better but still andy erikson intresting person

[brendantkianna]

dave waite is going to get stabbed lol

[xTOXICxR4iNbOWz]

wat does rofl mean?

[iHipHop]

@kewlasdeykum a lot of people are working these jokes out.