The Funny Ape Man Story ! (condensed)

The true story of the ape man! Shocking!

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[WhatSRC]

We can impossibly come from apes.

If ur a white person and in ur earlier generations one of ur grandparants were black u are fully possible of having a black baby so i dont see why humans cant have monkey babies.

True story

[alyosha24601]

@WhatSRC Black people and white people are both people. They can have babies. Monkeys are not people. Monkeys and people cannot have babies, not now nor in the past. God made different kinds of creatures. They do not mix now, nor in the past. There are no "blurred" creatures. Not now, nor in the past, nor in the fossils. We did not "evolve" - we were created. All DNA is degenerating now. It has never "evolved". The idea is a lie. Where are you from?

[granddad2002]

Besides incredulity, why were there no ape men?

[alyosha24601]

@granddad2002 Well, I know there were no ape men. If there had been, we'd have 2 million years worth of bones, instead, we argue over just a few specimens. Also, we know that DNA is rapidly degenerating today. Thus we can't assume that since we're here, we must have been "ape men" But why? Because humans do not come from apes! (Or, perhaps this question is a clever lead in to a funny joke? Well, I like funny jokes, sure...)

[demdanglibruls]

@alyosha24601 No it wouldn't be evolution as a peanut butter jar is a nonliving object. It would also take a million years for it to develop legs. Why didn't god answer that prayer. When I was faithful I asked him to save my grandmother from death and it did not happen. After she almost seemed to be improving, she died.

[alyosha24601]

@demdanglibruls The whole situation is like a prince wooing a girl. He has chosen her and wants her to respond, but he does not want her to do so just because of his royal status. So he hides it. He also cannot force her, so he doesn't use power. He wants her to choose him because she likes HIM. This is how God conducts himself with us, yet he is still in charge of the universe. I encourage you to release your grandmom to God and then just see what he does. His perspective is so different f/ours

[pinkfuzzyhousecoat]

The numbers tell it all. Evolution is impossible. Besides, where are all the human bones and civilizations from the last million years. Everything seems to begin everywhere right at 3000 BC.

[TheScienceFoundation]

@alyosha24601 'Hitler the evolutionist'

"The fox remains always a fox, the goose remains a goose, and the tiger will retain the character of a tiger. The only difference that can exist within the species must be in the various degrees of structural strength and active power, in the intelligence, efficiency, endurance, etc"

Hitler had zero understanding of evolution and even made it very clear that he was defend himself against the jew in accordance with the will of the creator

[Archronis]

@alyosha24601 I've already addressed this, you responded with "I don't doubt it!" Re-read it if you forgot why. Individual w/in generation has ~3 mutations. There've been over 100 billion humans to live in just the past 10,000 years. You're also ignoring the 230k chimp generations. So a total of 383k generations of individuals in constant populations of just a few thousand means billions of mutations. 104 persistent mutations per generation (most of which are not expressed) is almost nothing.

[alyosha24601]

@blastforyou The difference is very small - way less than 1%. 1% of the genome is a huge difference, after all DNA of humans and bananas is 50% similar!

[Archronis]

@alyosha24601 Also, your assertions ignore natural selection altogether. Most mutations have no immediate phenotypic consequences, a few are deleterious and are eliminated by a failure to survive/procreate, and the very few beneficial mutations are selected-for in the survival of individuals with the mutation. There is no need for multiple identical mutations, due to the founder effect. Epigenetic imprinting (gene methylation) is also a major factor in explaining differences between primates.