Dan "ARTOSIS" Stemkoski: The Co-caster Anthem

Free MP3 Link: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4544602/ARTOSIS%20low%20quality.mp3
Bandcamp Link: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/artosis
iTunes Link: http://itunes.apple.com/album/artosis-single/id426783913

Well, it's finally here and what better of a time? The Up and Down matches are incredible and it's our amazing casting Archon every single day. What could be sweeter?

Artosis is just a wonderful man and deserves just as much love as Tasteless! He completes the second half the casting archon knows as Tastosis. Never mind the spelling, in any form, language or vocal warbling, Tasteless and Artosis are love incarnate and will definitely live in our hearts (setting up bunkers because there's absolutely no risk and it's totally imbalanced) for the rest of our lives.

Lyrics:

This is how it all ends
Tell your guinea pig friends
That this man can't be ignored
Don't step back on your word
We all know what we heard
Now swallow that damn sword

Cause San Zenith's a man
and July's got a plan
and MC is OP
Let's repeat Season 3

When Huk tells you to hush
You just 4 warpgate rush
Keep trying, Leenock
There's still cans to crush

Canadian bred
The stats in his head, making me insane
The patch notes tell of "nerfed colossus"?
Here it goes again!

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

It's utterly tasteful
How you make me feel
And your wordplay and haircut would make young girls squeal
Here's the deal
We won't call you mermaid
The day Idra types "GG well played"

We all love MKP
And that baller Nestea
It's a shame bit by bit
Isn't on TV

When life deals you some fruit
You make "Virus shake"
The up and down's too much for me to take

The casting archon
It goes on and on, making me insane
The patch notes say "Queens cost no supply"?
Here it goes again

(MY LIFE FOR)

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

(GSL, baby)
G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

A R T O S I S
Rollin' like a god damn baneling nest
Strollin' cause he rocks that P v Z
Ballin when he casts on GomTV

G S L he's M V P
So come and spread your creep all over me
Describe in one word? I M B A!
BAM Tastosis everyday!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Dan
• ARTOSIS
• Stemkoski
• theme
• ken
• ashcorp
• John
• imba
• greg
• fields
• idra
• tasteless
• tastetosis
• tastosis
• fruitdealer
• slayers_yugioh
• nestea
• july
• zerg
• protoss

[kenashcorp]

@thegamez100 "parody"

Yeah, fuck you.

[Ragman205]

I'm 100% gay for Artosis. No homo.

[EvilJamJar]

Yes homo! What the fuck you guys! You guys can't take your love half way. Think of Artosis, just think of him. You think he'd like a guy that would just give some half-hearted love for someone else? No! Fuck no! Take it all the way! Go all the way gay!

I'm 100% gay for Artosis. Yes homo.

[mantorman1]

@ColonelHoraldo I believe at the time this song was released, Tastosis was going to split up (if you watch the old vods its Tasteless with this girl, I forget her name). But Artosis stayed and it was only like 1 season they were split

[lumberofthebeast]

Any chance of a karaoke version?

[zachslaunwhite]

fuck ya, this is my jam!

[Eval999]

@Yourf4ns This is a real song. It exists and it sounds good o.o

[ilyktosk8]

@Ragman205 win

[YesIDidYourMom]

Describe in one word? C-O-L-O-S-S-U-S

/watch?v=AC4KoDDrN7s&t=1m40s

[YesIDidYourMom]

@ColonelHoraldo UR FACE IS AN OPENING LINE

[ColonelHoraldo]

Why is the opening line "This is how it all ends"?

[SoundsofSymphni]

this is one of the best songs I've ever heard