DPS [WoW Parody]

Thanku Tyr, your machinimation continues to stun me ;]

From Tyr ~ Every dungeon/raid/etc needs a healer. This is common sense. But who will step up to the plate when the rush of topping dps charts is so tempting?

Machinimator:
http://www.youtube.com/user/tyrannothefirst

~ Lyrics:

It's been a long raid,
I shouldn'ta left you (left you),
Without a new class to heal you (heal you).

What would you do?
If I refused,
To heal my way,
Through another raid?
Would you get mad?
Would you rank me down?
Would you type in caps?
With an added frown!

I know this raid,
Needs a healing class,
But I just can't,
I just can't be assed.
I wanna chill,
Using little skill,
Oh, I wanna be,
In my DPS treeeeeee.

When your guildies start to wipe,
Blame it on the tanks, ignore the hype,
You knew that you was healing all the time (all the time).
And if blame is placed on you,
Quickly change spec and DPS,
Quickly change spec and DPS (DPS).
Ohhh.

When there's a wipe,
I'm dying last,
I'm so damn good,
At my healing class,
I don't even look,
At the healing bars,
I don't even res,
I just point and laugh.

These healing bars,
Are in my dreams,
N' they won't go away,
So easily.
It's all I can see,
On my gaming screen,
Wish that I could be,
In my DPS tree.

If you don't wanna heal it all the way,
You might be healing on the first raid,
What about the next raid?
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
Say you don't wanna heal this all the way,
Can Healers type 123 now?
Get your DPS gear -
Out, out, oh, oh.


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[Vraan]

Pure DPS is faceroll. But being the kind of DPS who debuffs, buffs, CCs, offheals and doesnt pull aggro actually requires atleast a tiny bit of brain. Most people are so focused on beating the DPS meter that they dont give a fuck about causing their party trouble with their ninjapulling, as long as they do the most damage. Make your tank happy, use brains.

[AizenNegra]

Remove the Green Haired Gnome !!! Ugly :P. Again Perfect song.



[MRsjovealek]

what is the real song named?

[devilboyenzo]

Love sharm songs beautiful voice sharm

[Lackmage57]

but besides that, you have a beautiful voice sharm

[Lackmage57]

shame you cant change spec in combat :P

[YaoiIsMySin]

@Vraan

So true. :p I especially hate it when they go "WTF Y NO HAEL?" <.< Had one who was "WTF three healers, no heals". I was so pissed at his ignorance that I went "WTF Silenced". At least it silenced him for rest of the raid.

[AshleyHeartagram420]

@AshleyHeartagram420 i meant you not jaki lol sorry im really tired havent been getting much sleep the past few days now

[AshleyHeartagram420]

@sulkze i know i didnt read that untill the last minute lol sorry. but it just really baffled me that shes been dead for almost 10 years now and jaki just now figured that out

[sulkze]

@AshleyHeartagram420 as i commented after that 1 when i went to check what happend u can clearly see that i commented (plane crash D;) if u dont read comments!

[AshleyHeartagram420]

@sulkze /facepalm havent you been watching over that last years. She died in 2003 in a plane crash you need to keep up

[sulkze]

@jakisemo plane crash D;