An Atheist Reads the Bible - 9 - Ride Jesus Ride!

An atheist opens the Gospels and sees Jesus doing stunt work.


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WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley


AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) - all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994), etc. This narration is available for download on various websites as well all across YouTube.

The end credits scene is the audio of Christian Bale blowing up on a poor light-guy on the set of Terminator:Salvation.

MUSIC: Taken from various royalty-free websites across the web.

TEXT: The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. See the video for exact citations.

One brief still is used from a video of NonStampCollector as an homage.

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[Aresftfun]

lol @ 2:26

nonstampcollector. :D

[jazzx251]

@PlanetoftheAtheists

You said it. What a BORING story.

I mean:

"1. And so Jesus walked around the table three times. 2. And he did choose the middle seat an which to besat. 3. He pulled the chair so that he may be seated. 4. Thomas sayeth "sit not ye there Lord, for here also is an empty seat next to me." 5. And Jesus spake unto Thomas, "Nay. I pray thee. Nay. This is the seat I have chosen, so this is the one upon which I will sit." 6. And Jesus did sit on the middle chair and was pleased."

[Hatebot123]

seems like jesus sent them to steal a donkey cuz he didn't want to walk anymore.

[SiriusMined]

@TheTaurusthebull

You haven't explained the grevious error in the Bible.

[emancoy]

@TheTaurusthebull "I honestly hope you will find the Lord and allow him to change your heart, mind and life. God Bless"

I think what god did to Pharoah is what he is doing to the atheist right now. Or maybe we just have a lot more neurons than you.

[M3n747]

So, according to the gospels, Jesus liked to sit on his ass?

[powerslave118]

I LOL'ed so much when we was standing on the two donkeys! :D

[SCRulerShinoda]

@jazzx251 wow, he must be a very picky guy, and simple, being pleased to sit in a chair, albeit one he wanted.

[withfootnotes]

hysterical! XD (and i actually believed this stuff.)

[Charlesincharge42]

@jazzx251 LOL ... and then there was much feasting and rejoicing in the sight of the lord.

[Cootabux]

The end of the video was a stroke of genius! It was hilarious! Seeing the "image" all of a sudden "being real" and talking street!

I'll bet seeing this done with "live" characters would probably be traumatic for some Xians! Maybe that's a stretch, but it's kinda funny to think about.