thick as shite chav

scummy bastard car jumper needs his legs breaking

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chav
• thich
• as
• shite
• gorton

[samjl4]

is this your car that keeps getting attacked? it always seems to be the same one

[chavkillerUK]

yes my car most of the attacks are v old now

[Eddboy229]

Word to the wise for a chav:

Try doing that on a moving car on the highway.

[chavkillerUK]

be better if I had a spiked bumper :D

[ilah2001]

You should electrify the outside of your car and barbeque the bastards! Now that would be funny. A nice strong direct current so they can't let go and are only released when you feel like setting them free!

[U48]

what an ass... chavs should be shot, better yet hanged!

[chavkillerUK]

sorry for teh late reply

Id call crime stoppers and say you had seen some dealing going on there

Then have a laugh as his front door is kicked in at 6am :D

[TheMoscardinoReviews]

he jumps on the car to make the alarm go off, umm congrats you made someone have to get up and turn it off...prick

[pinsafe]

His mum then came to my house and gave me £20 and had a little moan at me because I wrote bald thick twat on the note I posted. The damage was over £200, I couldn't afford that so my car never got repaired. By the Way this bald prick and brother are in their late 30s, He's got a 3 bedroomed house to himself and every night music is blaring and there's loads of scally cunts of all ages just hanging around his front gate. trying to complain is pointless as the council only give a diary.

[pinsafe]

i used to live in gorton until a stupid bald twat moved in across the road. Him and his brother would fight in the street late at night and start hitting cars and smashing windows in anger. A neighbour saw him do this to my car, there wasa big dent in the wing where he booted it. I went round to confront him, there was no answer, i posted a note through his door saying he owes me money for the damage.

[johnsampson03]

I feel sorry for sorry for you bud....I had to emigrate because England has become so expensive supporting this kind of scum sitting around on the dole, a law unto themselves...We have lost the plot....when I think of the wars and lives being lost in the Middle east....dam...Labour has really screwed us over.

[DonSimonUK]

Would have been lovely if you had managed to get in the car whilst this dumb twat was still attached to the bonnet by his hoody.

[mjt9595]

really tight then they cant get pulled down :P