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Uploaded on Aug 20, 2008

It is indeed.

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  • SuperGoodPoint

    SuperGoodPoint 2 years ago

    I saw a guy wearing a Captain Hammer shirt at an improv marathon I went to. I walked up to him and said "Hey! That's a Captain Hammer Shirt!" He replied "Yeah, it is..." I then gave him a Hi-5 and said "The hammer is my penis."

    Turns out he had never seen the short film and his girlfriend had given him the shirt since she was the fan, not him. FML.

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  • Cheehooo24

    Cheehooo24 8 months ago

    "Thus said Thor to Black Widow"

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  • Hunter Nixon

    Hunter Nixon 15 hours ago

    I find this fitting to all situations faced in daily life.

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  • Craig Clemente

    Craig Clemente 6 days ago

    who here just watch uncharted two: hey ash whatcha playing?

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  • dpazavalos

    dpazavalos 3 weeks ago

    Make his girlfriend YOUR girlfriend. FML->FMH

    F

    My

    Hammer

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    in reply to SuperGoodPoint (Show the comment)
  • britishkakashi0183

    britishkakashi0183 2 months ago

    Oh, Tigrex.

    Love ya Jake.

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  • xX27DRWXx

    xX27DRWXx 2 months ago

    Lol

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  • sarcastictacos

    sarcastictacos 2 months ago

    The greatest 5 words any man can say.

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  • ImmaKHXehanort

    ImmaKHXehanort 3 months ago

    Thor would like this.

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  • pjjm094

    pjjm094 3 months ago

    no, there was a panel that was photoshopped to say this and it went sort of viral, but it didn't actually happen

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    in reply to Miranda Hall (Show the comment)
  • N00BterminatorX

    N00BterminatorX 4 months ago

    Captain Hammer- "The Hammer is my Penis".

    *Inara stares in shock*

    Wash- "Subtle, Captain".

    *Cue Firefly theme song".

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