Cranky Ross

He's comin to town!

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Well Cranky Ross
Is comin to town
He turns my frown, upside down
Aunt Maureen, will be on the scene
He drives a Subaru
Lesbians do too
We'll have presents and food
And a festive mood
We'll need more food
To feed this dude.
He's got junk in the trunk
Looks like he swallowed a skunk
I'll say this real quiet
I think he needs a diet!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• cranky
• ross
• guitar
• comedy
• christmas

[pikeaholic]

This is Cranky Ross And I'm Comin to town To devour your bird And burn your barn down I'll grab Jake the twerp And make his butt chirp Then I'll close out my day With a big Max fillet I got to go now And end this reply As I have hot date With a three berry pie