Uploaded by collegehumor on Apr 7, 2009
Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she's into the kinky stuff. See more at http://www.collegehumor.com/originals .
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girl "i gotta condom"
eddy "hisses! No! I want to give you aids"
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That was way better than the movies.
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how easy girls are manipulated haha
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@MrHi0000 You'd be the expert.
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Isn't Edward gay?
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the vampires in that movie hearts dont beat so their blood does not flow so they can't have erections so yeah all you teenage girls you CAN'T suck it
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fuck you collegehumor
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That was freakin hilarious! Awesome job. (Really people, I gotta love twilight, whether you do or not have a sense of humor)
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Dear Everyone,
Vampires, whether Fiction or Real or whatever, are DEAD. Therefore, having sex with a vampire makes you a necrophiliac.
Sincerely,
I Win.
2 months ago 15
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This guy talks EXACTLY like robert pattinson.
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The woman playing Bella showed way too much emotion for this to be even remotely accurate.
MrHi0000 5 months ago 175
you guys he is made of stone so he is hard all the time!
loveislovely123 3 months ago 32