Edgar Allan Poe Kicks Update: Home Against the Bulls 12/25

Edgar Allan Poe will periodically give sports updates about his favorite team: the New York Knicks.

Last night, a new Christmas Carol was cast,
Kurt Thomas as the Ghost of Christmas Past,
Anthony Randolph as Marley wrapped under D'Antoni's chains,
Spike Lee as Bob Cratchit - he feels our pain.

Santa was singing his "ho-ho-hos,"
A'mare was singing, "No, No, Rose."
Another 12 assists had Raymond ripped,
He's the first true Knick point guard since Greg Anthony slipped.

The Ghost of Christmas Present showed visions of D,
And the Knicks shooting nearly 60% from 3.
But as we wait to see what the Ghost of Christmas Future will show,
Here are a few wishes from your old friend, Poe:

Better rebounding, Knicks! They didn't even have Noah!
Should the Ghost of Terry Cummings come back and show ya?
And no more "Bah-humbugs" during defensive meetings,
We're no longer the biggest turkey, for that I'm grateful, season's greetings.

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[firelight789]

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