Iowa Likes Bad Boys

Okay Iowa, I am so over you!
http://www.britethorn.com
What they hell happened to you. You were supposed to be special.
The place every would be President had to go and shake everyone's hand if they wanted to win.
That's why you always get to go first.
Yeah, screw New Hampshire.
That's why you get to drag everyone out in the middle of January to vote in your Caucus.
But not this year. Oh no! This year you've taken up with the bad boys. The candidates who treat you the way MSNBC treated Keith Olberman.
You know, the candidates who stay out to all hours having debates, doing book signings in every state accept Iowa while you stay home washing your hair and waiting for the phone to ring—but when it does, its only that nice guy, Ron Paul, who wants to take you to the dance, except that you just can't get by the fact that he wants you a little too much.
So you've had your dalliances with Trump and Bachman, Perry and Cain, and now that Gingrich boy who's going to run out of gas on some lonely country road and make you walk to the gas station while he takes a nap in the back seat -- after he's had his way with you.
And what is it with you and Mitt Romney? I mean the way you lead him on when everyone just knows you're going to dump him, well its just shameful.
And to think that just four years ago you were the state that saved us from John Edwards and made John McCain's dreams come true.
Iowa, I am so over you!

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[iPhTx3]

Soo... what did Iowa do?

[britethorn]

@iPhTx3 They keep encouraging idiots like Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich.

[almostcapecod]

He was our governor and gave us romneycare same as Obamacare and if you see how Romney stands on stage he's no mans man,he's appears to be more of a in touch with his feminine side type of guy.Not that thats a bad thing but the way the republicans are talking and acting one would think a god,guns,and shoot'em up cause were american imperialist glory type guy would be there pick not a mormon Massachusetts sissy.

[bahamiangreek101]

That's so true.

Great video britethorn.

[jensjam]

Nail hit square on the head.