Handsome Dan Van/Choose Me

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CHOOSE ME
Casual friend of my second cousin Ray
Said my girlfriend's got a girlfriend who is free next Saturday
I went on down to the Immaculate Confection
Thinking something sweet might win her affection
While I was pondering my choices
Heard a chorus of little voices
Said choose me

Licorice stick twirled his head our of a jar
Said I'm the finest concoction this side of Zanzabar
Bendy and twisty, I can stretch, sway or swizzle
Tie a knot, make a whistle
Be a good Samaritan, I am quite utilitarian
Choose me

A truffle was ruffled by my indecision
May I state misjour, without derision
I'll compliment your amorous buffet
Perfect with Port or Boujoulea
Blended with artistry and flair
By the finest chocolaiters
Choose me

Candy cane looking quite dejected
It's almost July and I ain't been selected
I'm living here on borrowed time
Marked down from a quarter to half a dime
Have mercy mister, won't you
I'm two steps from the dumpster
Choose me

A box of hot talames cha-cha-chaed off the shelf
Said "por que no mio, el guapo Daniel
Senoritas levitate over something exotic
I'll cast you a cinnomony spell, quite hypnotic
A bowlfull while you're crooning
It will set her heart to swooning
Choose me

Bought them all along with some cherry sours
Wrapped them on up
Counted the hours
Pulled into the driveway on Saturday night
Stood there waiting in the pale porch light
Feeling jittery and jumpy
My heart was all a thumpy
Choose me
Little girl choose me

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