Tales Of Mere Existence / "...Take Shoes Off?" Tales Of Mere Existence

that would be crazy lmao

I think ill try this on my future bf LOL

Again, priceless.

Women eh?

Sounds just like his mom with the fish, lol.

Correct response: Well I've never really been that big of a germaphobe, but now that you mention it, I probably should be more concerned... In fact, on the way over here we took the buss and those seats didn't look to clean, so there are probably germs on your skirt... And you sneezed into your shoulder during dinner so there are probably germs there too.... Maybe you should just take everything off and put them on my floor... Just to be safe.

Well you put it interestingly but the thing is you don't wipe the sidewalk with your skirt, or step on every kind of shit, bugs and stuff with it. Germs or not, I don't care, It's simply a bad idea...

protip: if there's a woman in your bed and she asks you if she can take anything off, the answer is YES. DO IT,

"Ummm... not to be rude, but could you leave your skirt on the chair, i just don't want it on my bed, thanks"

This comment FTW! ^