Billy Connolly My Granny Funny Song

Had to upload this because I dnt think its on here
Lyrics:
Yes my granny is a cripple in Nashville, friends
This story I tell you true
One day she went out on her wheelchair
Never knowing it had a loose screw
Well a wheel came off of that wheelchair, friends
And on three wheels it trundled away
And it trundled right over the edge of a cliff
In an old seaside town far away

(Country and Western noises)

Now the boy who was pushing the wheelchair
Was a little blind orphan call Joe
And he said, "Oh where is my grannie?"
And where did that damn wheelchair go
Well he ran off to search for that wheelchair friends
But his sightless eyes led him astray
And he ran right over the edge of the cliff
In that old seaside town far away

(Country and Western noises)

Well somebody sent for a doctor
And an ambulance too, it was called
And the people who lived in the neighbourhood
Stood around and they cried, how they balled
Well the doctor and the ambulance came rushing, friends
They were rushing from two different ways
And they crashed with a BIFF and shot over the cliff
In that old seaside town far away

(Country and Western noises)

Well they sent for brave Father Maloney
To pray for the poor souls repose
And he said, "Well now that we're gathered here, good people"
"Well we might as well pray I suppose"
But too many people had gathered
And the edge of the cliff gave way
And they dropped with a yell and they all shot straight to hell
In that old seaside town so terribly far away

(Country and Western noises)

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[BradyKhan]

Please upload the Preperation H advert, its the same performance I think

[JamieChaosAubrey]

@BradyKhan I have the full concert uploaded if you would like to take a look for it

[JamieChaosAubrey]

Almost 100k views

[tonymurphy1888]

Aubrey a was just about to leave this on your facebook page until a noticed the uploader bravo big yin

[JamieChaosAubrey]

@tonymurphy1888 lol klassic billy 

[JamieChaosAubrey]

This is a must watch with the Transcribe on

Some funny lines

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Love his Glaswegian accent - it's like having my gran back with me!

[JamieChaosAubrey]

2 PEOPLE HAVE A CRIPPLED GRANNY

[Maddzvids1]

oh billy .. im in a kink on the floor now!:')

[champion19870]

:D

[AimzSukotto]

I've always loved this song, so thanks for the upload :)

[FatGirlzInHD]

@JamieChaosAubrey 3*

[randompantz12]

you rock lol!!

[paulineD111]

billy you sick bugger but i,ve tears runing my face laughing here so mayb im as sick as you hahahahahahahah

[Garthinyus]

I guess I don't understand what part of this was funny. Obviously the audience loved it and laughed... I thought that was funny

[puniks2112]

Thank you so much for posting this.

I've seen him so many times but never heard him play this live.

Always wanted to tell him that he gives me a sore ass & bad guts when i see him.

Sore ass because i'm sat down for the 3 hrs + that he's on stage and bad guts from laughing so much.

One of life's greatest story tellers.

[jon0048]

Priceless

[flyingwhitewolves]

genius