ten things i hate about commandments

wut if the ten commandments was actuallly a feel good romantic comedy? HARLARIOUS

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[madguitarest]

all religions come from shamanism. couse the best way to conquer a people is take away there religion the meanings are all the same the words and names are whats different. thats why i ask is symnatics really so important

[Lordseverin]

If Samuel L. Jackson was indeed God, I'd turn Christian.. .

[spaciousgalaxy]

II Timothy 3:16-17 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

[tvosaka06]

こんなに軽い映画だったっけwww

[computername]

i know the movie ten commandments for twenty years now, and this is by far the best adaption for today! good job!

[cravintruth]

@uayfb1 Oh, how fair and just. So, since I've heard of this Jesus charactor, I have to live my life in his name and the tribes men don't? I'm done with this conversation, it's one line of bullshit after another with you people.

[uayfb1]

@cravintruth The idea behind the forgiveness of God is that you wish to give up your sins. To do what you suggested is to misuse the gracious gift God has bestowed. It would show complete lack of gratitude and understanding of the gift. If you were promised full financial support all your life by a billionaire, would you spend money everywhere, or would you think I must not abuse this privilege?

[uayfb1]

@cravintruth They will not be judged because they have never heard of Jesus; they will be judged according to what they knew and each person will be assessed by how they lived and how they sought to deal with the sin in their lives. The Church may have some questions from the Judge about why they did not hear of Jesus. But you have now. So what will YOU do??

[yajaira999]

STUPID ASS,more more and more red necks in u.s.a

[cravintruth]

@uayfb1 ....as if you've never sinned, then that would pretty much make it ok for you to do whatever you want. You can go and murder thousands of innocent men, women and children, for not believing in the same imaginary supreme being your religion created and you think that just because you follow the teachings and believe all the "Jesus is the only way to heaven" way of thinking, you automatically get a free pass for breaking God's commandments? Sounds like some legal talk in a courtroom.

[cravintruth]

@uayfb1 Another thing, what's this you say about being treated as if they never sinned? Don't you see how ridiculous that sounds? What about tribes out in the sticks that have never heard the name Jesus Christ? Do they have to burn for eternity for their sins because they don't follow the same delusion you follow? Religions are not healthy. It is an emotional pillow to ease the minds of people who refuse to live by logic and reason. So if you are treated as if....I'm running out of room...

[cravintruth]

@uayfb1 When will people wake and smell the bullshit. Good and evil was created by human beings. There is no other animal on this planet that kills for the mere joy of it. Think about it...yes THINK. Something bible toters tend to not do. I've already been dead for about 30 seconds, I've seen the other side. There is no judgment, there's no pearly gate there's no golden statues or any of that nonsense. It was more beautiful than I can ever describe. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[uayfb1]

@cravintruth If I'm wrong, what have Iost? But if I'm right, I gain everything. It is you who loses big time. As for Hell being delusional, what it shows is that God is just and will punish sin. In other words, evil will be punished. Since no-one keeps God's laws perfectly, we are all guilty before Him. However, Jesus has paid for sins on the cross, so anyone who trusts in Him is treated as if they have never sinned. Anyone who does this wants to give up their sins.