The worst trick in the world

Entry for (Lisa, Immagunna make you LAUGH!) contest

To make people laugh demands a certain skill, and since most people have different senses of humour then jokes even though they might be good often fall flat on their faces if they are not told properly.

However is you can do something that is awesome and surprising then you can usually get a response which includes laughter. When the unexpected happens we often cover up our amazement with a giggle of wide-eyed surprise.

The spontaneous song was a reference to Krabbers song "The Best hat in the world" and the accent was my attempt at estuary english.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd57WhsJu2E

You might ask how this is done, and all I can say it is done by feel. You just know when it is the right time to remove your fingers and let the forks balance on the tips of the toothpicks. Never having seen it I imagined that this might be something you would see on Mystery Science Theater 3000... but I could be wrong.

I learnt it from a Russian in Trieste in Northern Italy. He also showed me how to make a knife out of a cigarette, but that is another story.

Everybody should have at least one good trick that they can do, Now fork off

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• trick
• forks
• wine
• bottle
• toothpicks
• Lisa
• I'm
• gonna
• make
• you
• laugh

[hoosierhiver]

I'm calling Art Bell!

[weegingayin]

Just make sure you do it before 2012 ;-)

[mjs004]

nice one! Do you have to drink the whole bottle of wine first for the trick to work?

[weegingayin]

I assure you if you drink a whole bottle of wine then this really does become the worst trick in the world, since you won't be able to do it.

[lisaxy424]

I am both laughing AND amazed! WHAT!? I have to try that now - that's all I'm going to be doing for the rest of the night! LOL! I loved your song - and the credits were hilarious :) GREAT ENTRY! :)

[weegingayin]

Laughter and amazement are both good for the soul.

[nguyenthungocanh]

Stinky used toothpick or he s drunk. Either way :d

[Pikman46]

5 stars for the song ^^

[weegingayin]

Why is it that all the entries in you contest are from males?

[weegingayin]

If you had a bogometer to measure the bogosity of that trick then it would have given a reading of zero.

In other words there was nothing fake about the trick. It was bogon free. Completely genuine

[UnluckyMum]

so how bogus was that trick then ?