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Guest on the show says Thanksgiving is prime time for alien abductions.

Thanksgiving (Nov. 26) is a prime time for alien abductions. E.T. researcher Dr. Bruce Goldberg says most alien abductions occur when people are vulnerable, tired, and stressed out. Thanksgiving hosts whove been fretting for days are excellent targets for abduction because theyre weak and mentally drained. Goldberg says holiday abductions happen in two ways. Someone could be physically snatched by aliens or, even worse, their soul could be taken. This is called fifth dimensional abduction, where entities steal someones soul for a couple hours.
Goldberg says most abductions happen on a Wednesday night around 11 PM.
The victim will be back by Thanksgiving Day, but may exhibit odd behavior like frequent
nosebleeds or fear of bright lights. Those who doze off after eating turkey or are sluggish from food comas are also highly at risk of becoming abductees. Goldberg suggests victims not take the attacks lying down. Aliens are so wimpy, theyll back off once confronted.

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[TheSocioTownUploader]

Its true that alot of abductions happen on thanks giving.

But shit like wearing iron is bullshit lol.