Happy Europe Day everyone (and happy Liberation Day to my Danish and Dutch devotees). This song (performed at the first Tit Hall Tittler) is quite offensive.
Lyrics:
The obstacles that stand between me and her go
Way back, and they are many and various
But the main problem is that I am a Virgo
And she is a neo-Nazi and a Sagittarius
The straightness of your arm, as you wave to me
The glimmer off your leather boots and coats
The beauty of your features so contorted with hate
With a face that could launch a thousand U-boats
[This is the verse that I forgot:
Your goosesteps give me goosebumps, your chants give me chills
It always makes me smile when you scream, Sieg Heil!
As does your passion for your hobbies like going for marches in the park
Stamp collecting and holocaust denial]
I love the way that swastika tattoo looks on your skin
And 'Im sure I could find a plausible excuse for my conspicuous lack of foreskin
And I hope that one day I could listen to you finish a sentence without flinching
But luckily there isn't much call for small-talk at a lynching.
And though you probably think its wrong for a Jew to love a fascist
You just dont understand how wunderschoene zis Nazi gash ist
And now my mind is on the Fritz
Like its undergoing its very own blitz
She says I shouldnt sit on a public bench
Because she thinks that I am an untermensch
But I'd shave my head to get into bed with her
The only bank I control is the wank bank
And I only make deposits in her account
Although if she knew she'd probably think
That I've grossly exaggerated my sperm count
I love her thirst for power, her insatiable ambition
She has her very own four-year plan
And the way she always tries to broaden her horizons
Like with her summer internship with the Ku Klux Klan
We're not so different; my favourite film is The Life of Brian
Hers is the Mel Gibson adaptation of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
She thinks they should remake Schindler's List, this time with a happy ending
But you know in many ways she's really quite left-wing
She's very against environmental pollution (by which she means immigration)
And she fully supports a final solution (by which she means involuntary repatriation or more usually genocide)
And she believes in a united Europe, though the best chance has already been missed
And though half of her is National, the other half is Socialist.
And though I'd feel more at home in the cast of Fiddler on the Roof
I've just sent off my application to the Hitler Youth
And if we married my parents would, in time, I'm sure
Come to love their daughter-in-Nuremberg-law
And though she makes me cower, with her calls for white power
And I would never allow her to know where I shower...
But I'd stick to baths and grow a moustache for her.
[There is sometimes an optional bridge, which usually I am too cowardly to sing, which goes as follows:
I had a dream last night, it was our first anniversary
In Buenos Aires each with a new identity
I gave her a signed copy of Anne Franks diary
She gave me some aftershave, Eau de Zyklon B]
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Together - Leo Davidsonby leodavidson22541 views
YES! although quite similar to a song by stephen lynch... but better
innerdreams 1 year ago
Hahah. Love it Leo.
kafkabbas 1 year ago