Mass Effect 2 - Garrus tells a perverted joke
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krogans are still must have in the party.
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@TankBorn I'm pretty sure if there was one shepherd would find a way to fuck it.
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I love how Shepard just smiles and shakes his head
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@NickyAmerica HE'S A PHONY A BIG FAT PHONY
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Six people didn't have reach or flexibility.
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Gerrus is such a perv
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Garrus is such a dog, the kind oh guy you want to get drinks with and say things like:
"would you rather have dinner and then sex an asari with a krogan's head, or take down a reaper all by yourself."
"Oh, ah, that's a tough one. Can I close my eyes?"
"No, eye contact the whole time and a lot of kissing."
"Whose neck is it? Am I diving into the krogan's thrill neck"
"Krogan neck"
"What about an asari head on a krogan body."
"It remains the same."
"You've got your self a reaper battle."
jeramahia123 1 month ago 157
"I want details, Garrus, details!"
"Well, after I entered her quarters, she came up to me and said she wanted to ask me some personal questions. So I just left the room to do more calibrations..."
omglolwtf66 2 weeks ago 73