'Allo 'Allo - 'I have no matches!'

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Uploaded by on Dec 11, 2008

From the Pilot: The British Are Coming.

I do not own anything.
'Allo 'Allo! is to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd.

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  • Gruber <3

  • One of the funniest scenes in the whole first season.

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  • i.... have no... matches.

  • The first three seasons of Halo Halo was absolutely the best, you could totally see how much efford they put into it.

    And plus Hans and Maria was in the story, when they left it became less interesting.

    This scene is simply amazing:)

  • Hilarious scene.

    Without the setup it's a little WTF, but still brilliant.

  • Brilliant!

  • Great!!

  • And then it continues:

    The old man asks the bartender:

    "Is he one of ours?"

    Bartender replies:

    "NO! He is one of "them". "

    :D :D :D

  • best scene of them all

  • Brilliant!!

  • @Beefcake4Pantyhose yeh thanks

  • @Garfie489 Then Gruber responds, "Well, it was very lonely on the Russian front." (There were only men to sleep with there.) It turns out that Gruber is not, in fact, the Resistance member—but a German lieutenant who is gay (or bisexual). Just then, the REAL Resistance member comes along, and so Rene has to start the code dialogue all over again, thoroughly confusing Gruber. :P Sorry, I thought you were asking what the phrase "Would you like a light?" means. I have explained it all now. :)

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