WACKO"S & ASSASSINS

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon.
Lee Harvey Oswald shot John F. Kennedy, jr.
and John David Stutts shot Buckwheat.

LOL SHES AN ASSASSIN!!

but seriously, if seinfeld's wife publishes a book on healthy treats for kids and then this lady does, what the fuck does that mean? There were already tons of books like that. She probably just jumped on Mrs. Seinfeld because she had a big name husband and it would give attention to her book.

Seinfeld = douche

You're an idiot

Scene redcarpet event:

shaqfn32:Mr. Seinfeld!! Jer!! Mr. Seinfeld!! sign my forehead! puluuuuze..Mr. Seinfeld!
Jerry Seinfeld: okay,okay, already you got a Sharpie?
shaqfn32: Yes! Mr. Seinfeld I just loved "Bee Movie"
Jerry Seinfeld: Name?
shaqfn32: Shaq fan 32
{swoosh! with sharpie on the forehead}
Jerry Seinfeld:There ya go..wear it proudly
Shaq Fan 32 (wink).
shaqfan32:Oh thankyou Mr. Seinfeld

10 minutes later (people smirking and stareing)
shaqfn32:I know,I know I got Jerry Seinfelds autograph on my forehead.
Pedestrians laughing: No! man it says "Sodomized by Shaquille O'Neil"
shaqfn32:{looking into plate glass window}
nooooooooooooo!

You put way too much thought into this. And by the way, in the original comment that you posted, you spelled "it's". Yeah, society wants you to spell it correctly, but you'll have none of it, will you bad boy?

a bad boy...your the bad boy being sodomized by Shaquille O'neil then instead of sitting your ass in ice water... you applied Preparation H to your mouth.

btw Shaq cannot even jump anymore he is thru...whoops I spelled through ..thru.. my bad.

thanks for playing idiot

He is obviously the joking and the funniest man on earth. Who is she, "the first one to prepare and eat food" LMAO. The three name bit is the finniest thing I've ever heard. "It's gold Jerry, GOLD"

Um, so now nobody can make a healthy cookbook for kids without being sued?