The Dinner Party

Everyone's has a friend who is the "Religious Christian," don't be one.
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[NoNameC68]

My son's been obsessed with his new Pokemon game.

Pokemon? Have you never sat down and watched the cartoon show or looked at what the game is about?

Well, I've watched the show with him...

...And you're okay with him being exposed to such a show?

Uh...

...You really need to get closer to God, not only for your sake but your own children's sake as well. Open yourself up to God and become better parents.

[JordanCrowderFilms]

@NoNameC68 I know! It can get so ridiculous sometimes. We need to guard our hearts and raise our kids, but let's not get idiotic with it!

[nemirn]

God is a total dick and his book sucks.

Oh wait, he's imaginary.

Religion is for the weak, fearful, and ignorant.

[megamaniac76]

Exactly, Jordan, you wouldn't see a bunch of muslims quoting the koran and condeming jihadists at a goat's milk party.

[jespacey]

this is an exagerration of what a real Christian should be, it's obvious this guy's a thumper. I'm a Christian & I do enjoy some of the things mentioned here and I don't worry about it corrupting my soul in any way, shape or form. I'm strong enough to withstand everyday temptations and I make sure I stay grounded in my faith.

[jkessler410]

Man that really hits home, raised in an overly religious family, my parents pastor has rules that he will not let women on the stage who are wearing a sleeveless dress, and anyone with beer in their fridge can not be a member of the church... I love beer, so guess who refuses to be a member? way to save souls there pal.

[eric5335]

@nofalltoofar Paul simply addressed a situation that had become public. In verse 11, Paul tells them not to even eat with the man. Most people today would accuse Paul of being a hypocrite, and a hatemonger. 

[eric5335]

@nofalltoofar Yes, nobody should be arrogant. But we have to speak out against sin publicly and in love. Notice what the Apostle Paul said in 1 Corinthians 5:1, "It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife." The sin was "reported commonly."

[nofalltoofar]

@eric5335 In my experience, Christians who spend all of their time trying to dictate the behavior of others do so mostly because they don't have the spiritual fortitude to dictate their own. Christ gave you the ability to reach out to people on his behalf. He didn't give you the ability to be arrogant for him. Here's a verse for you: "Rather, in humility value others above yourselves" Philippians 2:3

[dragknuckle]

Too true to be funny.

[SabrinaKristina1]

@JordanCrowderFilms

Are you being sarcastic? I genuinley can't tell.

[eric5335]

4.

But Christians shouldn't have fellowship with darkness and the the unbelieving: 2 Corinthians 6:14, "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Also: Matthew 5:14, John 8:12 and Ephesians 5:11.

Of course at a secular job we often have to work with unsaved people, and we can hang out with people in order to reach them for Christ, but we should not participate in sin.