Happy Birthday Rap

CAUTION: NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Hilarious rap for a 70th birthday. Several jokes are the "inside" kind so we apologize if you don't get them...but I still think you'll enjoy. Basically we are teasing him in a fun way. The scoop: We were asked to tell our Pastor, Pastor Tommy Barnett, in a creative way, at least 10 reasons why we love him. When in doubt, rap. That's our new motto. Hope you laugh! The video in it's entirety (lyrics, filming, editing, producing) was done in just over 24hrs. We borrowed the track itself.

SNL Digital Short Type Skit

Featuring
Chad Biagini & Brad Reed as rappers and writers
Jason Brown as Producer
Chris Bridges as background vocals.

Lyrics are below if interested

First Verse

Now that you're 70 years old you're a septuagenarian
You're my hero even before Robin Hood and all his Merry Men
Everybody's your "Buddy" when you pass them in the hall
And give that power chest slam like your Steven Seagal
Then you throw on your Daisy Duke shorts
Head to the Lords and play some sports
and on the courts you hit the boards
Opponents Floored without Discord
You are adored, your rep has soared
Toward good implored, our lives restored,
in one accord, with none ignored,
Thanks for being our spiritual landlord

Chorus

Happy Birthday
(Uh Uh! It's your birthday)
Happy Birthday to You
(No one rhymes like we rhyme. No one steps
like you step.)
Happy Birthday
(Come on, get loud; my ears aren't bleeding yet)
My Ears aren't bleeding yet

Second Verse

1st of all PT, Let's get one thing right
The offering is on Thursday not on Wednesday Night
See you jumping on the stage saying, " White men can jump"
Seizing every opportunity like Donald Trump
Knock, Knock, Who's there? It's the Spiritual Rock!
This Titans only been involved in 1 wedlock
Dropping the amen sign like he's reppin the block
Solving spiritual conundrums like your name was Sherlock
When you spit flows, Rising up on your toes
I can feel my spiritual countenance grow
You might be getting older, but you're still not slow
Stella's 28 now she's not 16 years old
You could pass for the twin of Jerry Jones
Only thing you can't do is use a remote control
The whole world knows you're a white man with soul
Give the candles a blow, Enjoy the big 7-0.

Happy Birthday
(Uh! It's your birthday, birthday!)
Happy Birthday to You
(No one rhymes like we rhyme. No one steps
like you step.)
Happy Birthday
(Come on, get loud; my ears aren't bleeding yet)
My Ears aren't bleeding yet

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rap
• Chad
• Biagini
• Brad
• Reed
• Pastor
• Tommy
• Barnett
• Dream
• Center
• SNL
• SNR

[nabincr7]

yo name of the song plzz

hit bakkk

[ChadBia]

Happy Birthday Rap.

A friend gave us the track and I don't know who it belongs to. We wrote the lyrics and produced it.

[AbreuChaser]

A curiosity about the message written on the T-shirt of the singer: "I love PT". In Brazil, PT stands for labors' party --- or the equivalent to the biggest collection of criminals and corrupt of the universe...

[dudedaman4]

@AbreuChaser read the info. pastor tommy.

[AmirAlMiraQi]

Faggots

[jamaicanman305]

U SUCK ASSSSSS

[05MOMMY08]

Hahahaha

[TheFiixify]

hey it would be so aweosome if u can tell me the name of instumental. would be very appreciate!!

[HnOuZ]

so bad song :(

[woodzthebest]

woodzthebest Go on you tube on (woodzthebest) ft Randy song called Claire said knock u out we need atleast 100,000 views please tell your friend I'm trying to get money and publicity for my folks so please tell your friends. And this was a good song

[GabiiNavas]

I listen it on my birthday and i can't stop to laugh :O LMAO :D

so cool

[musicmylife915]

loool coooool :))

[bastion87]

U ARE MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN EMINEM, JAY-Z, LIL ASSFACE WAYNE ETC !!