Internet Porn- Da Vinci's Notebook

this is the song titled "Internet Porn" by Da Vinci's Notebook. Sorry for the laghing in the background, its the only file i could find. Its still hillarious though. Miiiiiike!!!
LYRICS:
Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda


Up to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda


My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store


But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes
Internet porn: Dominatrix queens
Internet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep


Internet porn: Gross anatomy
Internet porn: Pam and Tommy Lee
Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?


Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there!


After my girlfriend goes to sleep
And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4


You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Barely legal teens
Internet porn: Naughty figurines
Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men


Internet porn: Erotic Asian art
Internet porn: Guys with extra parts
Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!


Internet porn: Male-in-love.com
Internet porn: There's my neighbor's mom
Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs


Internet porn: Massage le crevage
Internet porn: Oh de' toi menage
Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• DaVinci
• Porn
• Internet
• funny
• lagh
• comedy
• song

[keinve2]

Alternative title; 34.

[PixxelLP]

11 people are the sheep ;-)

[Tomaspena41]

16 people are at the back of video stores

[Draeberegernet]

@MrDance4meh

That must mean you're gay too, since you listen to it x)

[MrDance4meh]

This is gay

[6020e3]

@keinve2 oh, didn't know that. thanks.

[keinve2]

@6020e3 Rule 34 of the internet; if it exists, there is porn of it.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

[6020e3]

@keinve2 i don't get it

[txmale1977]

15 people still have dialup modems and don't know about Internet Porn

[ZurgerKing]

Anyone else quit listening to the song after all the damn alert noises? i was looking for a message box for 3 minutes

[infernoriser123]

Girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep!

[jabber1990]

a friend of mine says he pictures Braeburn, Big Mac, Caramel and Dr. Whooves singing and dancing to this song