People Are Not Animals! (and evolution never happened)

The deluded, ignorant followers of Darwin believe that man is actually a type of animal. I disprove this godless blasphemy with totally real facts.

• Category

  Comedy

[jb111082]

There's WAY too many folks on here that do not understand that this is satire!

[YGBmaniacodopc]

First...Evolution is a lie just because bible says that men is godlike?

Second...Again a fallacy of transition fossils,taking this tought it needs to have transition everywhere in biology,even a transition of parent and children,and it's not the case

Third:Human sex is mainly recreational and social-like,if humans denies sex is because society denies sex,does not need god for this,

Fourth:This "human kingdom" is anthropocentric,such egocentrism came from religion...

[lozman67]

Well, we're certainly not mineral, so those who say we're not animals must be vegetables then...;)

[srkibble]

I AM THE GOD OF THE BIBLE! YOU MUST ALL SUBMIT MY FAVORITE CREATURES!

[xNAILEDxITx]

EVOLUTION HAS BEEN WITNESSED, look for the following NGC article:

"Evolution in Action: Lizard Moving From Eggs to Live Birth"

[Drake Oliver]

AHAHAHA, AAAAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, you christians and your jokes.. AHAHAHAHA

[thewarmblanket]

6. Yes animals show emotion. You've obviously never had a pet before.

7. True but that is because our large brains and consciousnesses allow for our conscious mind to override the primal instincts that animals obey.

8. The bible isn't facts.

[thewarmblanket]

4. The Catholic Academies actually teach evolution.

5. Yes humans have behavioral similarities such as dominance, alpha males, taking care of young, curiosity, live in packs, ect.

[thewarmblanket]

1. Yes there are similarities. You're just to oblivious to see. We have necks, organs, brains, hearts, skin, hair/fur, nerves, penises, and vaginas, ect. and so do animals which shows that many of modern mammals, including us, descended from a species with those exact traits.

2. The transition from animals to humans is one of millions of years so of course their is no way to find every single fossil because most are dust.

3. Evolution isn't a religion and the events in the Bible aren't proven.

[thewarmblanket]

actually it did happen